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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Saw this in a newspaper. This is for all the Car maniacs out there. These acronyms were taken from bumper stickers sold at a recent Toronto Auto Convention. Very humourous and true, once you think about it.............

ACURA: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
BEETLE: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Bring More Wallets
BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
FIAT: Fix It Again Tony
FORD: First On Recall Day
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming?
HONDA: Had One Never Did Again
PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks All
VOLVO: Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

Anyone else have other Acronyms? How about MUSTANG, LINCOLN, or PONTIAC?

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[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited October 30, 1999).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I thought Ford was "Flipped Over Repainted Dodge"

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

No, it's "Found On Road, Dead."

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I know one for PONTIAC, but it's racist and I won't post it.

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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

Naw, you're all wrong. FORD is Fixed Or Repaired Daily.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Speaking of Dodges:

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.

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[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited October 30, 1999).]

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Cody: Nope... that's not accurate... because even though I've taken my car into the shop 3 times, with 3 different mechanics, in the last two months, it still hasn't been fixed.

In my opinion Ford = Found On Road DYING.... It's not dead yet. It'll never die. That's too simple. Instead it'll just be dying for the rest of my life... grr....

~LOA

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

my deadbeat sister-in-law had a VW: Vanishing Wages

(PS: when someone you loan money to buys a used Rabbit because it's "cute," and the previous owner tells her THREE times to her face that it needs a new timing belt---make sure she gets a new timing belt.

PSS: Never loan money to your dead beat sister-in-law)