Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Saw this in a newspaper. This is for all the Car maniacs out there. These acronyms were taken from bumper stickers sold at a recent Toronto Auto Convention. Very humourous and true, once you think about it.............
ACURA: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment BEETLE: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine BMW: Bring More Wallets BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer FIAT: Fix It Again Tony FORD: First On Recall Day GMC: Got Mechanic Coming? HONDA: Had One Never Did Again PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Order Under The Hood SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out, Thanks All VOLVO: Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
Anyone else have other Acronyms? How about MUSTANG, LINCOLN, or PONTIAC?
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[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited October 30, 1999).]
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I thought Ford was "Flipped Over Repainted Dodge"
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I know one for PONTIAC, but it's racist and I won't post it.
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Naw, you're all wrong. FORD is Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
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Cody: Nope... that's not accurate... because even though I've taken my car into the shop 3 times, with 3 different mechanics, in the last two months, it still hasn't been fixed.
In my opinion Ford = Found On Road DYING.... It's not dead yet. It'll never die. That's too simple. Instead it'll just be dying for the rest of my life... grr....
~LOA
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my deadbeat sister-in-law had a VW: Vanishing Wages
(PS: when someone you loan money to buys a used Rabbit because it's "cute," and the previous owner tells her THREE times to her face that it needs a new timing belt---make sure she gets a new timing belt.
PSS: Never loan money to your dead beat sister-in-law)
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