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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

As told to me by my friend of many years ago, Dallas (from Dallas, Georgia):

A little boy was sitting on the street corner holding a mayonnaise jar filled with a clear fluid.
A priest walks by, notices the boy, and asks him "What have you got there,my son?"
The boy answers: "This is Kerosene, father, the most powerful fluid in the world!"
The priest scoffs: "Nonsense, my lad! The most powerful fluid in the world is holy water. If you rub holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a baby!"
The little boy sneers "That's nothing! Rub a little kerosene on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"

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Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

That's sick, twisted, demented, and perfectly normal around here. Funnier then a cherry bomb in a mailbox.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

LOL!!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I thought the most powerful would be Liquid Schwartz... :-)

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