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As told to me by my friend of many years ago, Dallas (from Dallas, Georgia):
A little boy was sitting on the street corner holding a mayonnaise jar filled with a clear fluid.
A priest walks by, notices the boy, and asks him "What have you got there,my son?"
The boy answers: "This is Kerosene, father, the most powerful fluid in the world!"
The priest scoffs: "Nonsense, my lad! The most powerful fluid in the world is holy water. If you rub holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a baby!"
The little boy sneers "That's nothing! Rub a little kerosene on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
------------------ It is less important that you agree with me than it is for you to to understand what I'm saying.
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