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Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

Allrighty people! Let's have an interrogation of myself.

I should say, I am wearing a veridian patch...

Oh, and Fabrux, be careful....

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Last I heard, it's not allowed anymore.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

No more interrogations? Than this will be a simple questioning... *evil grin*

*turns on bright floodlights in Enterprise's face*
How many lights do you see?

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

Kosh, where did you hear that? Go ahead and interrogate me, I don't care.

Ok Chris, here I go.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I still say these things lose any semblence of being interesting when they're forced. Especially when someone tries to bring one upon him/her/itself.

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"If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

I'm sorry that I have to do this, but...

*activates Madred device*

There are five lights

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Five.

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

This probably would be better served over e-mail. Since it's just the two of you.

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

Ultra, why don't you join in then?

Chris,

FOUR!!!!!

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

[This message has been edited by Enterprise (edited January 21, 2000).]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Join in what, exactly, spontaneous counting? THIRTY-THREE! SIXTY-SEVEN!

Hmm.

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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Ah, forget the lights. Perhaps UM was right. **waits for Brandon to come online ICQ**

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

SIXTY-NINE!

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

It appears Liam is taking his new job seriously.

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*There is a clap of thunder, lightning flashes across the grimy windows, the single naked bulb lighting the room crackles and pops as the element dies. All is silent....A match is struck in a dark corner and the distinctive orange flare of a cigarette can be seen in the darkness. A candle flickers to life to reveal the black clad figure of MaGiC, her handcuffs glinting coldly in the dim light. She lifts the cigarette to her red painted lips and cracks her whip with her right hand and with a smile that doesn't reach her eyes says....*

"Boys do you really call this an interrogation?"

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*stands up an applaudes*

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*glances over at poor Brandon*

Houston, YOU have a problem...

*Goes and hides behind the comfy chair*

If you think I'm cleaning up this mess...

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*Enterprise finds himself in a dimly lit room, laid spreadeagled on a white hand emboidered duvet, each hand and foot lovingly secured by a metalic blue handcuff to the wrought iron bedhead. A sigh breaks the silence....*

I love blue...... who is this Enterprise bloke...? I don't know if we have been properly aquainted.....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

Magic, check your ICQ...

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by Enterprise (Member # 48) on :

** taps Veridian patch, beams up to Sovereign **

CRINKY PEOPLE, MOST OF YOU SEEM TO WANT TO TREAT THIS THE WAY MOST PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL TREAT ME! EVERY F***ING TIME I TRY TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUN SOMEONE HAS TO START CRITISIZING ME! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHAT THE H**L DO I HAVE TO DO JUST TO BE ACCEPTED?

Any of you got a problem with what I do? KEEP IT TO YOU OWN SELF!

Sorry if I'm interpreting some of you wrong, but I'm a little miffed.........

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*looks around* Uh... Where the hell did that come from? Was it directed at me? 'Cause, so far as I can tell, I'm the only one who said anything remotely critical. And it was nothing personal. I just don't really think these "interrogations" are funny anymore.

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Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*Lays down her whip as she's finally found someone scarier than her....*

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I think this might be why we don't do the interrogation thing so much these days. Now, depending on the next few posts, we'll determine what shall happen to the thread.

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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

We can decide about the thread later, but firstly, What the hell was Enterprise complaining about? He starts a thread about his own interrogation and then throws a wobbly when the queen of interrogations arrives.

Now there's someone with more than a few problems in his life.

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Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

*ahem*
As just about the closest friend Brandon has on this board (I think), I'd have to say that I have no clue. Methinks maybe he didn't want to get into any of the odd behaviour, such as all that sexual stuff that was in the other interrogations. *shrug*

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate

[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited January 24, 2000).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

From what I can tell, I think it was the "spontaneous number-counting" and "best for e-mail" stuff that got to him...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I'm not sure what's worse. The fact that he dubbed the word "hell", or the fact that I am apparently a "crinky person". And after I make an effort to iron myself in the morning too.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I was wondering if maybe he took my saying 'you have a problem' the wrong way.

I didn't mean 'you have a problem' as in "I think there's something terribly wrong and unpleasant in your brainstem and attitude."

I meant 'you have a problem' as in "Oboy, MaGiC's here and now you're in for some serious Interrogating, like the way we all thought you wanted it, and now I'm running away."

Or maybe I'm wrong and it's something else entirely.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson