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Enterprise
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Allrighty people! Let's have an interrogation of myself.

I should say, I am wearing a veridian patch...

Oh, and Fabrux, be careful....

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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Kosh
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Last I heard, it's not allowed anymore.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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Fabrux
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No more interrogations? Than this will be a simple questioning... *evil grin*


*turns on bright floodlights in Enterprise's face*
How many lights do you see?

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate


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Enterprise
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Kosh, where did you hear that? Go ahead and interrogate me, I don't care.

Ok Chris, here I go.

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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TSN
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I still say these things lose any semblence of being interesting when they're forced. Especially when someone tries to bring one upon him/her/itself.

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"If you attempt to return the device to the store, and you are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin just after he enslaved Eastern Europe."


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Fabrux
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I'm sorry that I have to do this, but...

*activates Madred device*

There are five lights

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate


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FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fabrux
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Five.

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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This probably would be better served over e-mail. Since it's just the two of you.

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

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Enterprise
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Ultra, why don't you join in then?

Chris,

FOUR!!!!!

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.

[This message has been edited by Enterprise (edited January 21, 2000).]


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Sol System
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Join in what, exactly, spontaneous counting? THIRTY-THREE! SIXTY-SEVEN!

Hmm.

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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.


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Fabrux
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Ah, forget the lights. Perhaps UM was right. **waits for Brandon to come online ICQ**

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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate


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PsyLiam
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SIXTY-NINE!

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison



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Elim Garak
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It appears Liam is taking his new job seriously.
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MaGiC
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*There is a clap of thunder, lightning flashes across the grimy windows, the single naked bulb lighting the room crackles and pops as the element dies. All is silent....A match is struck in a dark corner and the distinctive orange flare of a cigarette can be seen in the darkness. A candle flickers to life to reveal the black clad figure of MaGiC, her handcuffs glinting coldly in the dim light. She lifts the cigarette to her red painted lips and cracks her whip with her right hand and with a smile that doesn't reach her eyes says....*

"Boys do you really call this an interrogation?"

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