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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I love this paper:

From the Onion Archives...

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

*LOL!*

Gosh! I wonder where they got that idea?

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Themselves contend in vain."
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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Judging from the paltry number of posts, I think I may have hit a raw nerve!

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Actually, I was going to comment but then my comp crashed...forgot about it when I rebooted.

Quite humorous... I noticed it was taken from an AOL chat, too.

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Woody Allen

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Those answers are about as good as any!! As good as dear abby anyway.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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