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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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I love this paper:

From the Onion Archives...

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

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Baloo
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Member # 5

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*LOL!*

Gosh! I wonder where they got that idea?

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"Against stupidity the very gods
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--FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
Come Hither and Yawn...

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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Judging from the paltry number of posts, I think I may have hit a raw nerve!

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Actually, I was going to comment but then my comp crashed...forgot about it when I rebooted.

Quite humorous... I noticed it was taken from an AOL chat, too.

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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Those answers are about as good as any!! As good as dear abby anyway.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
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