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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Mars says "I love you".

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

ALIENS!

And... And...
They're romantic.

Euh????

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(Wishes women were from Mars!)

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Hon... try being with someone for 6 years and STILL not getting a card.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I got the best letter ever on Valentine's Day. It went "We regret to inform you that your scholarship is being discontinued as of the end of the Spring 2000 semester due to your academic standing."

I knew it was coming, but I thought it was funny that it came on Valentine's Day.

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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Aww...how cute.

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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

But is that the love a man feels for Jeniffer Aniston, or the love a man feels for a pint after a long hard week at the office, or the love a man feels when any woman who isn't covered in hair (or related) actually talks to him, or the love a man has for his bed, or the love a man has for a fine cuban-cigar, or the love a man has for his porn-supplier, or the love a man has for foxes, or...

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Can't imagine being with someone for years without giving them a card*

Hell, I send Julie "just because I could" cards!

Of course, I tend to smother the poor girl with gifts and attention far more than I can afford, because she's nice to me. The girls in my high school don't know what they missed.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

I'm just lucky that this Valentine's Day didn't end up like last year when I was dating my former girlfriend. But it is easier to find gifts for a boyfriend than a girlfriend. At least he won't nitpick when I buy a box of chocolate for him, or take him out to dinner or show him a pair of handcuffs...

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"Life's a bitch, then you die"
-USS Vanderbilt, Vanderbuilt Class starship

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Gah! Too much information!

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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

yes. We didn't want to know that your boyfriend had been involved in crimial activities and that you were forced to arrest him.

Besides, chocolates? If I were gay, I'd buy my boyfriend a Playstation.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

I wish someone would buy ME a Playstation.

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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I can think of a nice gift to give a lover for Valentine's day.... and it wouln't require any spending.

(Just a little swallowing of pride)

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"Cos I...HATE you!
And I...say SCREW YOU!
And I...hope you're blue too"

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Is pride all that's swallowed?

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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Fnar fnar!

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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."

Xander Harris

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Omigawd.

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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

You all need some serious help.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Look who's talking.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

We need help? This coming from you, the guy who pretends to be the 'all powerful god of death'?

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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Um, I thought he was simply "the destroyer of worlds?"

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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

No, that's me.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

I am merely a force of nature.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Case in point. Or is it Point in case, I can never remember.

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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

MaGiC, honey.... I SENT you a card, it's just taking long because of the air mail... *playfull grin*

No, really.... I would expect someone i'd been with for 6 years to give me a card, roses, AND chocolate, and a long happy day of fulfilling SEX as well.

*HINT, HINT*

:-D

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"You say don't fear your dreams, it's easier than it seems.
You say you'd never let me fall, from hopes so high.
But never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie." - Fiona Apple

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ultra: I believe it's "case in point".

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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Sex can be fulfilling? Bugger. I wish someone had told me that earlier.

And a whole day? I'd hate to see the state of his winkie after that. For that matter, I'd hate to see his winkie, but there you go.

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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."

Xander Harris

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

you are all demented sick freaks. Ani't it great

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

We prefer "sanity impaired"... :-)

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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

You've come to the right place then, Necromancer!

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"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Weird to see you quoting an old Hindu saying Necromancer.

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Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".

Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".

-From some movie.

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

It just sounded cool to me.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

???

How can a Necco-wafer be a destroyer of worlds? It could hurt you if someone threw one hard at you but...

[Ducks and runs -- a maneuver best (and instinctively) executed by those who've heard the sound of explosives detonating from waaay too close!]

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"Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves."
-- William Pitt
Come Hither and Yawn...

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Well, a Necco wafer accelerated to a good fraction of lightspeed would certainly leave a dent.

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
--
Gene Ray, Cubic

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

"How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy."

~Sting, "Russians" on the Dream of the Blue Turtles album.

I always thought that Oppenheimer's saying that astonishing. Um, not what Sting said, rather "I have become death, destroyer of worlds."

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Ohh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts, and plagues and poison monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival and now she wants to quit because she's losing...well I say "Hard Cheese"!
~C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited February 24, 2000).]