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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Mars says "I love you".

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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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ALIENS!

And... And...
They're romantic.

Euh????

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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(Wishes women were from Mars!)

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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Hon... try being with someone for 6 years and STILL not getting a card.

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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I got the best letter ever on Valentine's Day. It went "We regret to inform you that your scholarship is being discontinued as of the end of the Spring 2000 semester due to your academic standing."

I knew it was coming, but I thought it was funny that it came on Valentine's Day.

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690 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

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Aww...how cute.

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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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But is that the love a man feels for Jeniffer Aniston, or the love a man feels for a pint after a long hard week at the office, or the love a man feels when any woman who isn't covered in hair (or related) actually talks to him, or the love a man has for his bed, or the love a man has for a fine cuban-cigar, or the love a man has for his porn-supplier, or the love a man has for foxes, or...

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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*Can't imagine being with someone for years without giving them a card*

Hell, I send Julie "just because I could" cards!

Of course, I tend to smother the poor girl with gifts and attention far more than I can afford, because she's nice to me. The girls in my high school don't know what they missed.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

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Mikey T
Driven
Member # 144

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I'm just lucky that this Valentine's Day didn't end up like last year when I was dating my former girlfriend. But it is easier to find gifts for a boyfriend than a girlfriend. At least he won't nitpick when I buy a box of chocolate for him, or take him out to dinner or show him a pair of handcuffs...

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"Life's a bitch, then you die"
-USS Vanderbilt, Vanderbuilt Class starship

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Gah! Too much information!

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Jay Leno: "In the story of 'Jack and the Beanstalk', what did the goose lay?"
"Bosco": "Everybody."
-The Tonight Show, "Jaywalking"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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yes. We didn't want to know that your boyfriend had been involved in crimial activities and that you were forced to arrest him.

Besides, chocolates? If I were gay, I'd buy my boyfriend a Playstation.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

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I wish someone would buy ME a Playstation.

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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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I can think of a nice gift to give a lover for Valentine's day.... and it wouln't require any spending.

(Just a little swallowing of pride)

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"Cos I...HATE you!
And I...say SCREW YOU!
And I...hope you're blue too"

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Is pride all that's swallowed?

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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Fnar fnar!

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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."

Xander Harris

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