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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

The Los Angeles Times runs a monthly list of restaurants closed by the county health department. Among the list for January was this one.

Name: Thank God Express
Address: 1906 W 3rd St, Los Angeles
Closed: 1/4
Reopened: 1/6
Codes: M, N

M - Vermin infestation
N - Failure to prevent entrance and harboring of vermin

I'm sure that God loves vermin too, although it seems that that argument didn't go over with the inspectors.

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Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :

Perhaps "vermin" was referring to the clientele?

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Here is the complete list of things you can get closed for.

THE VIOLATIONS
A - Immediate danger to public health or safety
B - Contaminated food
C - Improper food preparation
D - Unsafe food temperatures
E - Unprotected food
F - Improper food storage
G - Improper employee hygiene
H - No hand-washing facilities
I - Improper dishwashing method
J - Unsanitary equipment
K - Gross contamination of utensils and/or equipment
L - Use of non-approved equipment
M - Vermin infestation
N - Failure to prevent entrance and harboring of vermin
O - No potable water supply or no hot water
P - Sewage system failure
Q - No toilet facilities
R - Dirty walls and ceilings
S - Damaged or dirty floors
T - Improper storage or use of hazardous substances
U - Improper garbage or rubbish disposal
V - Unauthorized animal in food establishment
W - Insufficient ventilation
X - Lack of a fully enclosed structure
Y - No public health permit
Z - No plans submitted

Now, I ask you, if you get closed "Immediate danger to public health or safety" why would you re-open?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Harboring of vermin"?

inspector: "I smell a rat..."
owner: *jumps in front of a door* "He's not in here!"

And, regarding code R... You can get closed for dirty walls and ceilings, but the floor can be as filthy as you like? :-)

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Floors are code S.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

"I smell a dirty rat. And that's two code violations at least"

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[This message has been edited by TLE (edited February 25, 2000).]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Sol: Oh. Right. I, uh... I was testing everyone. See if you were paying attention. And you were. Keep up the good work. :-)

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"Bosco": "Everybody."
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Under that code, all "Lone Star" steak houses should be closed, for dirty floors.

(They serve you peanuts in the shell, you are supposed to throw the shells in the floor. The first time I went into one, I left after a couple of minutes, the place was filthy.)

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

There is even Lone Star Steakhouses in Australia - although I've never been to one.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Well, there are places around here that do the same thing....somehow I think that peanut shells crushed on the floor (which are supposed to be there as part of the general decore) is quite a bit different than fetid water puddles or sticky food particles all over the place.

"Watch out for the moldy cheese there on the floor sir."

Bad.