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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
From the very same people that brought us the news of computer viruses that can migrate from your computer to your toaster and vacuum cleaner:

Is Your Computer Possesed by a Demon?

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"Sometimes "dark" is just a way of saying you�ve nothing to add, only a new way to subtract."

--James Lileks
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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Page not found.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf


 


Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Rats! They must've moved it soon after I posted it. I'm searching their archive now.

While you're waiting, amuse yourself with these gems:

How to tell if your dog worships Satan!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/archive/stories/1541.html

BIGFOOT: GENTLE WOODLAND CREATURE OR SATAN'S SLAVE?
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/archive/stories/1066.html

First marriage between human & space alien still going strong! [How sweet!]
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/archive/stories/1454.html


[Several minutes later...]

Drat! I can't seem to find it now. It was about how sometimes when your computer acted strangely, it was really because it's all part of Satan's plan to take over the world. Don't panic, though. If it happens to your computer you can easily get it exorcised, or if it's under warranty, the manufacturer will change out the hard drive, which removed the demonic influence permanently.

PS: I thought Bill Gates was supposed to already have that contract.

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"Sometimes "dark" is just a way of saying you�ve nothing to add, only a new way to subtract."

--James Lileks
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/


[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited March 14, 2000).]
 




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