Drat! I can't seem to find it now. It was about how sometimes when your computer acted strangely, it was really because it's all part of Satan's plan to take over the world. Don't panic, though. If it happens to your computer you can easily get it exorcised, or if it's under warranty, the manufacturer will change out the hard drive, which removed the demonic influence permanently.
PS: I thought Bill Gates was supposed to already have that contract.
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