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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I'm doing an advertisement for my school for media studies, and I need a slogan to put on it. Something humorous, and slightly sarcastic if possible.

I'm not really a funny guy, but some people here try to be, so I thought you guys could help me.

Thanks.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Whom is the advertisement directed to? Although anything I suggest would be along the lines of, "You're stuck with a lousy country; why not pick a school to go along with it?" Seriously, though, I don't have anything against your school.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Podunk School: It's better than prison!"
"Podunk School: It's not on fire!"
"Podunk School: Try our (in)famous cafeteria!"
"Podunk School: Where the men are men, and so are the women!"

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

"Podunk School: It's not just for gays anymore"

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Podunk School: Mediocre and PROUD OF IT!
Podunk School: Home of the... Say, what is our school mascot anyway?
Podunk School: Home of the Fighting Chihuahuas! (Well, all the GOOD mascots were taken!)
Podunk School: Setting new (and inexplicable) standards in education.
Podunk School: Fearless in the face of safety!
Podunk School: Proud for no particular reason.
Podunk School: Even our teachers learn something new every day!
Podunk School: A hotbed of educational apathy!
Podunk School: We don't know when to quit! (Would someone please tell us to stop? We're tired!)
Podunk School: Three cheers for the (Hey! What are our school colors?)
Podunk School: Underachievement is our specialty!
Podunk School: We'd try harder, but that would make all the other schools look bad by comparison.
Podunk School: Sit down. Shut up. Learn!
Podunk School: 40% fewer drug-related incidents than the other leading schools!
Podunk School: Leading the way! (Where to? Beats me!)

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"I'm not really a funny guy, but some people here try to be..."

You realize of course that this statement is brilliant and me giggle and titter like a giggling, tittering fool.

Anyway, for slogan, I recommend...

We put the Ed back in education!

Now with 13% less filler.

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Camper Van Beethoven

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Oh, I just thought of this. IMHO, it's perfect!
(Incidentally, I just use "Podunk School" coz I don't know your schools name)

Podunk School: US IS GOODEST!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Damn. I had just finished the ad when I read that. I'm not going to re-do it, but I think that's the best.

Incidently, I used Baloo's:

CCI: Even our teachers learn something new everyday.

Just 'cause that's pretty much how I feel about my educators. I just hope I don't get like 60% because 'it doesn't reflect our school.'

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I'm deeply honored, even though you didn't use my favorite:

Sit down. Shut up. Learn!

It effectively gets your attention and conveys its message.

--Baloo

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Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :

I know it's too late, but since this perfectly describes my high school experience (as I remember it...it was so long ago!)

Podunk School: Our dumb jocks are bigger than your dumb jocks.

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