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I'm doing an advertisement for my school for media studies, and I need a slogan to put on it. Something humorous, and slightly sarcastic if possible.
I'm not really a funny guy, but some people here try to be, so I thought you guys could help me.
Thanks.
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Whom is the advertisement directed to? Although anything I suggest would be along the lines of, "You're stuck with a lousy country; why not pick a school to go along with it?" Seriously, though, I don't have anything against your school.
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"Podunk School: It's better than prison!" "Podunk School: It's not on fire!" "Podunk School: Try our (in)famous cafeteria!" "Podunk School: Where the men are men, and so are the women!"
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I know it's too late, but since this perfectly describes my high school experience (as I remember it...it was so long ago!)
Podunk School: Our dumb jocks are bigger than your dumb jocks.
------------------ Dane
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