WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO WISHES TO JOIN US?!?!
IF YOU DO NOT, WE WILL SAY NEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NCC-74222)
"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.
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"If a nail is driven into the wrong place, it would be foolish indeed to become angry with the hammer." - Old Russian Proverb
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"To make the merry-go-round go faster, so that everyone needs to hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves."
-They Might Be Giants, "They Might Be Giants"
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
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"To make the merry-go-round go faster, so that everyone needs to hang on tighter, just to keep from being thrown to the wolves."
-They Might Be Giants, "They Might Be Giants"
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
The Dutch word 'nee' translated to English means: 'no'.
Sooo... what do I need to say...
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The Miranda Class model is not a kitbash, it is a bashkit.
(-=\V/=-)
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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend far too much time reading this sort of trash.
I DEMAND A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or I will say NI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NCC-74222)
"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.
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me: "I need a new sig..."
CC: "Well create one."
-why I don't have a real signature
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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"
Coincidence or conspiracy? You be the judge.
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Dane
"Mathematicians have long held that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually reproduce the collected wisdom of the human race. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Silensky
"We're the Knights of the Round Table
We dance whenever we're able
etc
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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.
Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.
[This message has been edited by Prakesh (edited March 23, 2000).]
We're knights of the Round Table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines
And chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formid-able
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We're opera-mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot!
In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatig-able
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot!
No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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me: "I need a new sig..."
CC: "Well create one."
-why I don't have a real signature
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited March 24, 2000).]
Burrows: Good doctor morning! Nice year for the time of day!
Thripshaw: Come in.
Burrows: Can I down sit?
Thripshaw: Certainly. (Burrows sits) Well, then?
Burrows: Well, now, not going to bush the doctor about the beat too long. I'm going to come to point the straight immediately.
Thripshaw: Good, good.
Burrows: My particular prob, or buglem bear, I've had ages. For years, I've had it for donkeys.
Thripshaw: What?
Burrows: I'm up to here with it, I'm sick to death. I can't take you any longer so I've come to see it.
Thripshaw: Ah, now this is your problem with words.
Burrows: This is my problem with words. Oh, that seems to have cleared it. 'Oh I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee'. Yes, that seems to be all right. Thank you very much.
Thripshaw: I see. But recently you have been having this problem with your word order.
Burrows: Well, absolutely, and what makes it worse, sometimes at the end of a sentence I'll come out with the wrong fusebox.
Thripshaw: Fusebox?
Burrows: And the thing about saying the wrong word is a] I don't notice it, and b] sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster.
Thripshaw: Yes, tell me more about your problem.
Burrows: Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. So I'm really strawberry about it.
Thripshaw: Upset?
Burrows: It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.
Thripshaw: A party?
Burrows: No, an orgy. We live in Esher.
Thripshaw: Quite.
Burrows: That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum.
Thripshaw: Mr Burrows, this is no common problem; You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! (zoom in to close up on him as lighting changes to dramatic spotlight) I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice! Thripshaw's disease! Discovered by E. Henry Thripshaw MD! I'll be invited on 'Call My Bluff' and the merchandizing, there'll be E. Henry Thripshaw t-shirts ... I'll turn it into a game ... I'll sell the film rights.
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"When You're Up to Your Ass in Alligators, Today Is the First Day of the Rest of Your Life."
-- Management slogan, Ridcully-style (Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent, Discworld)
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me: "I need a new sig..."
CC: "Well create one."
-why I don't have a real signature