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Personally, I recommend joining the Knights Who Say Ni! instead...
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Hey! Jeff posted a correction while I was typing mine! I'll kill him first, and then have tea and biscuits!
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Have you ever noticed that "ni" spelled backwards is "in?"
Coincidence or conspiracy? You be the judge.
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I wanna join the knights of the Round Table - they've a song!!
"We're the Knights of the Round Table We dance whenever we're able etc
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We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
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We're knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines And chorus scenes With footwork impecc-able We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!
We're knights of the Round Table Our shows are formid-able But many times We're given rhymes That are quite unsing-able We're opera-mad in Camelot We sing from the diaphragm a lot!
In war we're tough and able Quite indefatig-able Between our quests We sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot!
No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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