Observe: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_096.html
It's comforting to know that when I'm undergoing chemotherapy several years from now, that while my body is failing, my mind will still be as sharp as ever.
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"As for language, almost everything goes now. That is not to say that verbal taboos have disappeared, but merely that they have shifted somewhat. In my youth, for example, there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can say them, but you can't say 'girl'."
-- Professor Tom Lehrer [interview]
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
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me: "I need a new sig..."
CC: "Well create one."
-why I don't have a real signature
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
Still looks fucking cool though...
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System