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Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Jerry Springer:
"So Charles, what have you come here to tell us today?"

CC: "Well, Jerry, I wanna tell my girl that I'm not really who I say I am."

JS: "How is that, Charles?"

CC: "I'm not actually Charles."

JS: "Who are you, 'Charles'?"

CC: "I'm Charles evil twin, Paulie."

JS: "Wow. So you've Charles locked up, bound and gagged, in a dingy basement somewhere, with only the rats as companions?"

PC: "Yeah, pretty much. How'd you guess?"

JS: "It's what I did to 'Good Jerry'. But what about you and Charles' girl?"

PC: "Well, I think she doesn't suspect a thing, but you know, I'm supposed to be evil and stuff, but I just wanna come clean and tell her the truth."

JS: "You're gonna get your chance - Jubilee, come on out!"

Jubilee: "Hi, baby."

PC: "Hey."

JS: "Charles, don't you have something to tell Jubilee?"

PC: "Honey, you know when I went away for a few weeks last year and never explained to you where I was?"

Jubes: "Yeah..."

PC: "I'm not who you think you know I am."

Jubes: "Whaddya mean Charles? What's so different?"

PC: "I'm Charles' twin brother Paulie."

Jubes: "What!??! Then who the hell am I cheating on you with??"

JS: "Charles, come on out!"

PC: "YOU!"

CC: "yes, it is I! I escaped from your nefarious dungeon two months ago. I wanted to tell Jubilee, my love and my light, the truth, but she seemed so happy with you. So I seduced her, told her I was a Leichtenstein duke living in exile in New England. She remained faithful to you almost to the last, doppelganger, but there's only one Chuckmeister baby, and she knows it!!"

JS: "We'll be right back after these messages. Stay with us."

*ducks into magic mirror, and braces himself for the flak*

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Cuz I can't link pictures

The Cappsian Monarch dons his royal vestments as he proceeds to the Forums.

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited April 19, 2000).]

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

quote:
CC: "I'm Charles evil twin, Paulie."

The scary bit: I could have been twins. No, really...

*LOL@Jeff* I knew it was a mistake to wrap myself in that thing today...

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"You shot him! You shot him dead!!"
"Well, he was attacking me with a banana!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Looks like someone knows how to hold a Joint!

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

After reading the above, I'm heading off to sniff some glue. In the hope that my sanity returns.

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"Blind faith is the crutch of fools"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC: Well, in reality, pretty much anybody could have been a twin. Don't think you're all special or anything for it... *L*

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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"