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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
>Subject: Microsoft Punishment
>From: [email protected] (Duane Morin)
>Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2000 19:30:00 PDT

>The Department of Justice announced this week their intended
>punishment of Microsoft for having violated antitrust law.

>Janet Reno is going to break into Bill Gates' house and take his kid.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Bill Gates has a kid? I guess money can buy you everything.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

He has a wife AND a kid. Didn't you know that?

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

What does the wife look like, and does she see anything in that geek other than the money?

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I think he bought her Norway, or something.

Hey. If you've got $, why not use it? I mean, if I had moolah out the wazoo, I'd sure attract lots more women... then I could pick out the quality ones. It'd be easier than having to risk it all on one liking me for myself and the simple yet misleading outward appearance I project...

Some of you have probably had that problem, too, no? I mean, how can they get to know you if they won't approach you in the first place?

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Actually, Bill Gates's wife used to be vice-president of somethingorother at Microsoft. He had to marry an employee.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

It probably seemed like a good career move at the time. The only way she can advance any farther up the ladder is to kill the boss and make it look like an accident.

--Baloo

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

You have to admire him though. He has all that money, and he still gets his mum to buy his suits and cut his hair.

At least, I assume he does.

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