>The Department of Justice announced this week their intended >punishment of Microsoft for having violated antitrust law.
>Janet Reno is going to break into Bill Gates' house and take his kid.
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Bill Gates has a kid? I guess money can buy you everything.
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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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What does the wife look like, and does she see anything in that geek other than the money?
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I think he bought her Norway, or something.
Hey. If you've got $, why not use it? I mean, if I had moolah out the wazoo, I'd sure attract lots more women... then I could pick out the quality ones. It'd be easier than having to risk it all on one liking me for myself and the simple yet misleading outward appearance I project...
Some of you have probably had that problem, too, no? I mean, how can they get to know you if they won't approach you in the first place?
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Actually, Bill Gates's wife used to be vice-president of somethingorother at Microsoft. He had to marry an employee.
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It probably seemed like a good career move at the time. The only way she can advance any farther up the ladder is to kill the boss and make it look like an accident.
--Baloo
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