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Aethelwer
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>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
>Subject: Microsoft Punishment
>From: [email protected] (Duane Morin)
>Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2000 19:30:00 PDT

>The Department of Justice announced this week their intended
>punishment of Microsoft for having violated antitrust law.

>Janet Reno is going to break into Bill Gates' house and take his kid.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Bill Gates has a kid? I guess money can buy you everything.

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me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
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Saltah'na
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He has a wife AND a kid. Didn't you know that?

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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What does the wife look like, and does she see anything in that geek other than the money?

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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First of Two
Better than you
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I think he bought her Norway, or something.

Hey. If you've got $, why not use it? I mean, if I had moolah out the wazoo, I'd sure attract lots more women... then I could pick out the quality ones. It'd be easier than having to risk it all on one liking me for myself and the simple yet misleading outward appearance I project...

Some of you have probably had that problem, too, no? I mean, how can they get to know you if they won't approach you in the first place?

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Aethelwer
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Actually, Bill Gates's wife used to be vice-president of somethingorother at Microsoft. He had to marry an employee.

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Baloo
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It probably seemed like a good career move at the time. The only way she can advance any farther up the ladder is to kill the boss and make it look like an accident.

--Baloo

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PsyLiam
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You have to admire him though. He has all that money, and he still gets his mum to buy his suits and cut his hair.

At least, I assume he does.

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