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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

So now you can see what I look like:

I'm the guy on the left (The little guy mesmerized by the flash is my son, Jordan).

--Baloo

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

That's quite a beard.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

*Gasps*
YOU'RE NOT A BEAR!! Well, nearly!

*runs and hides under telephone directory*

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Gaseous Anomaly: Not a bear? You have obviously never encountered me before I've had my morning ration of caffein-laden beverage.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hey, look... It's another picture of a cartoon bear...

Oh, wait. That's real... *frightened*

:-)

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

What is it with you Yanks and beards? Eh? Lee never had a beard. Daryus hasn't got a beard. I haven't got a beard. The Canadians haven't got beards (hopefully), so what makes you lot so special? HMMMMM?

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

I sense the feeling of clausterphobia settling in on your son, Baloo.....

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

It's called testosterone. Despite the folklore, it doesn't cause or exacerbate violent behavior, but it does increase one's sex drive, and promotes the growth of facial hair. Think about that next time you meet an otherwise gorgeous woman with noticeable hair on her upper lip.

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited May 06, 2000).]

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Well Baloo, you don't look like the kind of bear I see where I live... and why all the fuss about having facial hair? Like what Baloo said, it's hormones. Look at the son of Baloo. One day, when he reaches puberty, he's gonna have a large surge of hormones. He'll physically and mentally change. He's gonna have a deeper voice, growth spurs, hair growing everywhere, his muscles will grow, he'll have "needs" that will include the opposite sex...

Baloo, can I offer you a cage? A sedative? A baseball bat?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Uh... I don't think Liam was asking why Americans can grow beards. I think he wanted to know why they do. And I for one can honestly claim that I do not. I've found that uninhibited follicular growth on my semblage becomes bothersome after a while, so I don't let it do that. Besides, it helps me keep my youthful charm... :-)

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

"Youthful charm" is not something I'm particularly concerned with preserving. I spent 20 years nicking my face every morning so I would be in compliance with the regulations. When I retired, I decided to give my face a break by not dragging a sharp blade across it every morning. The only parts of my face I shave are below my jawline and either side of my goatee.

Besides, now that all the folks in charge are old hippies, no-one objects to beards anymore.

--Baloo

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

I think he looks cool. Nice expression

I believe there's a bees nest around here somewhere....imagine the honey getting stuck in that!

Liam, hate to dissappoint, but I have a goatee. Shall I shave it off for solidarities sake? You know, we can't have these yanks beating us.

On the point of hair = hormones = sex drive....umm where'd you get that?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, facial hair is a secondary sex characteristic in men, so it's caused by testosterone, which is responsible for the sex drive. 'Course, the hormones have no bearing upon whether or not you choose to shave... *shrug*

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Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

You know, instead of pushing your face onto the scanner surface, you can actually scan a picture.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I can live with a goatee. Providing it's done well, (in a Satan kind of way, as oppossed to a Chandler kind of way).

How long you had the goatee anyway Daryus?

And goatee's are different. They make you look, well, evil. And can be quite restrained. Compared to essentially growing pubes all over your face. You don't see women going dribbly over a hairy arse do you? And how many of you girls get turned on when you see a man with a back so hairy he doesn't need to wear a jumper in winter, eh?

Women shave or wax their legs, arm-pits, and often the area around their front-bottom. The least we men can do is run a razor over our faces each morning. Besides, where do you buy your razors? Is it an American thing, where you have to shave using broken shards of a mirror? I can shave perfectly well without cutting my face to ribbons (since I lost the spots at least. I pity the man who has to shave with acne), although I am one of those people who can get by using an electric. I can't grow decent sideburns either. Which is probably a good thing.

And on the plus side, I don't have a hairy back. Or feet. Or arse. (as I've proved to a few people).

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Considering recent events, I am not particularly interested in attracting a mate (for the short term, at least). After all, the frame of mind I'm in right now, I probably wouldn't be a good pick for any woman anyhow, and I'd be suspicious of a woman who'd want me in my current mood.

I'll get over it, but the beard stays.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Fair enough. It does make you look a bit like Rolf Harris though...

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Rolf Harris? Who's that? Got a pic?

--Me

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

I've never seen Daryus... where is he lurking - or is he really Rolf Harris!

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Well, there's one mystery solved.

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Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

Dont go to close it might suck you in.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Has no-one in the US heard of Rolf Harris? Tsk, your education system really is lacking.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I found a website devoted to Rolf Harris. Our educational system was acting in a responsible manner to withhold this information.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

I've had a goatee for over a year

No, I am not Rolf Harris. I'll post a photo of me when I get a decent one that is recent. Deal?

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Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Is Rolf Harris the Australian "Animal Hospital" guy?

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

Never mind, it *is* the Animal Hospital guy: