It's 5:30 a.m. (CST) and I have a finite math final at 8 a.m. Am I prepared? Yeah. Am I lying? Yeah.
The fire alarm just went off ten floors above me. Glitch in the system. I'm the RA On-Call, so I had to go handle it.
Burn, baby, burn! We need to adjust the sensitivity on the detectors. I'm tired of air freshener triggering the system.
I'm the Pompatus of Love, and the Pompatus craves a double chocolate brownie frappuccino with whipped creme from Starbucks. Damn commercialization.
The flasher at the neighboring university has been identified. It's no one I know. I'm surprised by that.
I've been up since 1:11 p.m. Tuesday. Too many worries to go to bed. Yeah me!
WHO THE HECK IS BOUNCING A BASKETBALL OUTSIDE MY DOOR! I hope this is my last incident referral of the semester.
I'm da bomb. Really. I swear I am. Okay, I'm just a firecracker.
This post was brought to you by the evils of Starbuck's and the insanity of Charles Capps (he let me register).
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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
Narf.
Females.
Burgers.
Chicks.
B-4, Bingo!
no, form, form, for-ma
Well in that case, Bingo-ma!
An anvil's black and shiny, it's really heavy too, so watch out my chubby friend, or one may fall on you!
Kame-ha-me-ha
sweat baby, sweat, baby...
And now, preforming another classical work, the great Wakkorotti. *applause*
TROZ
Yes! This is a pain that will definitely be with me for a while.
I'm full of useless facts, such as seven foods that start with the leter Q.
Snarf, snarf!
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide
I am the Walrus Coo Coo Cachoo.
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
My sympathies.
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
So I'm told, anyway.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
I'm done with my final exams. The feeling is better than sex. Well, maybe. I have no basis for that statement. Anyway, I'm done. Off to bed with me!
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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
Besides, if I wanted your number, I could get it, no problem. Yeah baby.
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
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"Blind faith is the crutch of fools"
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob
Where's that wisy and gun?
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
"Ooh, ooh, now I'm on my back!"
"Yes! And now, roll over and bark. Bark!"
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
WAHOOO!!!
I've already had a Solid State Electronincs exam, a tequila and two pints, Gurgeh's gone home, it's only 2.30pm, and I'm meeting my "auld lad" in an hour!!
I'm on the piss.
I'm on the piss.
WHO'S ON THE PISS?
All Galway's Third Physicists are on the piss!!
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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
About being finished the exams, yeah it's pretty good. The last month has been sheer boring, monotonous, stressfull hell. I didn't quite get the feeling of elation I was expecting when I got out of the last exam, but on reflection, as I sit here enjoying the good life, having done quite well in the exams, with my Playstation and Syphon Filter ready and waiting in the background, I have to admit, there are endorphins aplenty.
About the flatmates having sex, as a general rule of thumb, it's tolerable as long as they're not fags, in my opinion.
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"Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try."
-Yoda, Jedi Master.
[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited May 17, 2000).]
Not in a "I hate gays" kind of way. More in a "can you BELIEVE the noise their making? Ewww!"
I could tell that they were in different positions by the fact that the bed was creaking in a different place, making a different sound, and some of the noises were a bit, er, muffled.
Blow me if I know the exact positions.
(Er, that wasn't an offer).
(Unless you have nice breasts).
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