It's 5:30 a.m. (CST) and I have a finite math final at 8 a.m. Am I prepared? Yeah. Am I lying? Yeah.

The fire alarm just went off ten floors above me. Glitch in the system. I'm the RA On-Call, so I had to go handle it.

Burn, baby, burn! We need to adjust the sensitivity on the detectors. I'm tired of air freshener triggering the system.

I'm the Pompatus of Love, and the Pompatus craves a double chocolate brownie frappuccino with whipped creme from Starbucks. Damn commercialization.

The flasher at the neighboring university has been identified. It's no one I know. I'm surprised by that.

I've been up since 1:11 p.m. Tuesday. Too many worries to go to bed. Yeah me!

WHO THE HECK IS BOUNCING A BASKETBALL OUTSIDE MY DOOR! I hope this is my last incident referral of the semester.

I'm da bomb. Really. I swear I am. Okay, I'm just a firecracker.

This post was brought to you by the evils of Starbuck's and the insanity of Charles Capps (he let me register).

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Narf.

Females.

Burgers.

Chicks.

B-4, Bingo!

no, form, form, for-ma

Well in that case, Bingo-ma!

An anvil's black and shiny, it's really heavy too, so watch out my chubby friend, or one may fall on you!

Kame-ha-me-ha

sweat baby, sweat, baby...

And now, preforming another classical work, the great Wakkorotti. *applause*

TROZ

Yes! This is a pain that will definitely be with me for a while.

I'm full of useless facts, such as seven foods that start with the leter Q.

Snarf, snarf!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

I am the Walrus Coo Coo Cachoo.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

My sympathies.

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty

So I'm told, anyway.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

I'm done with my final exams. The feeling is better than sex. Well, maybe. I have no basis for that statement. Anyway, I'm done. Off to bed with me!

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and have lived to tell about it." Sideshow Bob

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
--
M. Doughty

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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
--
M. Doughty

Besides, if I wanted your number, I could get it, no problem. Yeah baby.

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