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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Xentrick</b> <br /><small>Member # 64</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,4,11,20,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 11, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:49 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> The Funeral<BR> <BR> A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee<BR> when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession<BR> approaching the nearby cemetery. <BR> <BR> A long black hearse was followed by a second long<BR> black hearse about 50 feet behind.<BR> <BR> Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking<BR> a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women<BR> walking single file. <BR> <BR> The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She<BR> respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and<BR> said, <BR> <BR> "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad<BR> time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral<BR> like this. Whose funeral is it?" <BR> <BR> The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my<BR> husband."<BR> <BR> "What happened to him?" <BR> <BR> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."<BR> <BR> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second<BR> hearse?" <BR> <BR> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying<BR> to help my husband when the dog turned on her."<BR> <BR> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes<BR> between the two women.<BR> <BR> "Can I borrow the dog?"<BR> <BR> "Get in line."<BR><P>------------------<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The359</b> <br /><small>Member # 37</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,4,11,22,22,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 11, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:22 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Hmmm....<P>I would be laughing if I weren't at a funeral today, but...<P>Still, I'll laugh tomorrow<P>------------------<BR>"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--<I>it's full of stars!</I>" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey<P><A HREF="http://www.expage.com/page/The359" TARGET=_blank>The 359 Webpage</A><P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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