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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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The Funeral

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee
when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long
black hearse about 50 feet behind.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking
a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women
walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She
respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and
said,

"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my
husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes
between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

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The359
The bitch is back
Member # 37

posted

Hmmm....

I would be laughing if I weren't at a funeral today, but...

Still, I'll laugh tomorrow

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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