From which I offer this anecdote (fond under the Stupid Library Tricks section):
When I worked for a county library system serving a large midwestern metropolitan area, a gentleman attired in jeans & a plaid workshirt came to the desk & asked if the library had any books about "poultry" - I referred him to the shelves in the 600's; a few minutes later he was back a the desk with a very puzzled look on his face & said, "Ma'am can yew hailp me - ah cain't find any poltry books"
Puzzled, I took him to our (then) ROM to the subject heading of Poultry & suggested that he look again & offered to help him located some information. He replied, "No, ma'am, thems is all books about chickins & ducks - Ah wahnted some books abowut luv poltry." Stupid me - I let my city ways influence my perceptions of agrarian sensibilities.
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Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.
~C. Montgomery Burns
And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/
The one about the snake sounds familiar. It's amazing the way people come in looking for information, but won't listen when you try to give it to them. There's a reason this person said she tries to stay out of things. Eventually, you realize there's not much point... *L*
However, there's one thing I don't understand... The story you actually posted here... What was the guy asking? I mean, it's not unusual to get questions where I just can't figure out what the person is asking, but I'm completely lost here. "Love poultry"?
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"The search and the arrest provided several hours of entertainment in the neighborhood."
-"Worm Suspect Arrested", Wired News
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited May 17, 2000).]
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Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.
~C. Montgomery Burns
And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/
But then I think, where would I read Either/Or by Kierkegaard? I'm not quite so sad as to buy it. Yet.
Still, if TSN or First wanted to take over the YVCC library I'd be the first to recommend them. Anyone. Anyone, I tell you.
"Well, our computers are down. I'll need to see your registration."
I'm holding a bleeding add/drop form, you stupid stupid person! Why would I have a filled out add/drop form if I wasn't adding or dropping classes, and why would I be adding or dropping classes if I wasn't registered at the damned place!
In their defense, another, nicer person came and let me check out my books.
And don't even get me started on their technology department.
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"Oh, it's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. Man, couldn't you just change your shoes?"
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M. Doughty
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Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.
~C. Montgomery Burns
And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/
*Ahem* [Warning! Obscure reference approaching!]
"Here's your sign, sir. Don't lose it like you did the last one."
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"Happiness, hunger, horniness and disappointment: the four things people and dogs have in common."
-- James Lileks
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
Librarians are superior to virtually all other forms of life, (sex goddesses and other wild and domestic felines excepted) and thusly deserve to be given rulership of the world. Who, after all, is MORE likely to make an informed, educated decision. Some politician with an agenda, or a guy/gal with virtually unlimited data at their fingertips AND the skills to find/use/reference it properly? 
I've got to find a big copy of that pic with the 'look it up' girl. That'd make a GREAT T-shirt to hawk at conferences.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
How do you stand the excitement?
Stereotypes aside, it might be observed that just because one has the ability to access all of recorded human wisdom, does not necessarily mean that one shall: the various publicly-expressed, politically-charged personal opinions of some academics over the years comes to mind