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Ingredients:2 Glasses
2 oz Jack Daniels (more is acceptable)
12 oz Coca-Cola
ice
Directions:Place sufficient ice into both glasses.
Pour the Jack Daniels into the first glass.
Pour the Coca Cola into the second glass.
Hand glass containing Coca Cola to a child and tell him to go away.
Sip away at the glass containing Jack Daniels.This recipe works equally well with Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Sprite, 7-Up, and Root Beer.
Works for me, though I think I'd substitute brandy for the JD (bourbon never appealed to me).
--Baloo
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
McCain 5 minute Superfries
1 can Heinz Beef Gravy
Mozzarella cheese
Take McCain 5 minute Superfries and place in oven at 400�F. Take out pot and place gravy in put. Heat gravy at medium. Cut mozzarella cheese into small cubes.
When gravy reaches sufficient warmth, place cheese in gravy. Remove fries from oven.
Once the cheese has melted in the gravy, pour gravy/cheese mix over fries. And now you have poutine
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
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Falls don't hurt. It's the sudden stop when you reach the bottom that hurts.
Beam Me Up, Scotty
Equal parts Jim Beam, 7-Up, Scotch.
mix
imbibe, and prepare to say strange things like: "The Line must be drawn he-yah!", "You're all astronauts on some kinda star trek?", and "Thissis no time to be talkin' about time! We don' have the time!"
Romulan Ale
2 quarts Electric Blue Kool Aid,
1 cup Sprite,
1 fifth of the high-proof Wodka of your choice.
mix
drink, then look for a soft place to keel over.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
You'll need the following:
1 C water 1 C sugar
4 large eggs 2 C dried fruit
1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt
1 C brown sugar lemon juice
1 C nuts 1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey
Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the HELL likes fruitcake anyway?
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited May 26, 2000).]
--Baloo
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
--Baloo
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
*drinks, eats/chews on dry ice*
Ow!!!!
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Ex-Admin at the TrekBBS.com
DRY ICE MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
--Baloo
P.S.: Danger notwithstanding, it is fun to play with!
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
HOT BROWN
* Take 5 slabs of meat - beef, pork, chicken, turkey, ham
* bbq them till ready
* stack the 5 slabs
* wrap in bacon
* deep fry
* place in large, deep plate
* take 2.2lb of cheese
* place on plate around meat (wrapped in more meat, dripping in fat) insert into oven till cheese is melted.
EAT. DIE, of heart disease.
Anyway the bloke said he ate 2 bites and had experienced enough.
So there you go folks. Try a hot brown some day.
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"Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
Wise, wise words.
--Baloo
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"Nice guys finish last? I'll say we do!
(Sometimes we last for hours.)"
-- Me
http://www.geocities.com/cyrano_jones.geo/
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"Remeber, if there is a nuclear explosion, be sure to close your windows as the massive heat could cause objects within your home to catch fire".
Wise, wise words.
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf