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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Two women are at a party.

Woman #1: Is it me, or are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

Woman #2: That's because I married the wrong man.

*rimshot*

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

BOOO!! *Looks around for a tomato to throw*

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[This message has been edited by Jay (edited June 06, 2000).]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

::hands Jay a tomato::

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

wrong hand?

which finger?

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

*hands Jay 20 more tomatoes and ready to hand more at his signal*

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Where is a Tomat'o'zooka when you need one?

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"Yes."
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Tahna: You made that up yourself, didn't you? *L*

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

No I didn't, TSN. I got it from work. *L*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."