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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Two women are at a party.

Woman #1: Is it me, or are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

Woman #2: That's because I married the wrong man.

*rimshot*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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BOOO!! *Looks around for a tomato to throw*

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Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.
~C. Montgomery Burns

And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited June 06, 2000).]

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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::hands Jay a tomato::

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694 consecutive rejections by women since January 1993.

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Xentrick
good to go
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wrong hand?

which finger?

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Dat
Huh?
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*hands Jay 20 more tomatoes and ready to hand more at his signal*

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
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Where is a Tomat'o'zooka when you need one?

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Tahna: You made that up yourself, didn't you? *L*

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"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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No I didn't, TSN. I got it from work. *L*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

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