Hi!! I'm new and I thougth I'd introduce myself. I hope to enjoy my time on this board and make some friends here.
------------------ When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Posted by bryce (Member # 42) on :
Welcome, I hope you like Trek, because otherwise it gets quite weird in these bottom forums.
------------------ If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Welcome to Flare. Were this a normal place, I would share the link to the Official Forum FAQ with you. But this isn't, and the Forum FAQ has for almost a year now sat wholely on my computer, waiting for me to get out of my laziness and finish the damned thing.
------------------ "Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Ignore him, Dee. Listen to me instead. I am good. Get it?
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Don't listen to Tahna, D. You should listen to me. I'm the most sane one here...although that isn't saying much.
------------------ "The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
No, I'm the sanest one here. I'm also the least sane. As long as that makes sense to you, you'll do just fine here... :-)
------------------ "How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?" -Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
No no no. Don't trust anyone north of the 43rd parallel. Or south of the 38th. :P
------------------ "Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I'm sorry First, but I've made it my life to hunt down people who use the phrase "you don't have to be crazy to work here, BUT IT HELPS!" and remove their lungs. Right after I find all those people with "amusing" bumber stickers, and shove their heads into their engines.
------------------ "A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?" - Polly Ester; Samurai Pizza Cats
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
I say to trust no one but yourself. Don't even trust me! And if you paid any attention to this, you just violated my rule.
------------------ 7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me." Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?" 7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Don't bother with those nuts, Dee. They're just humtin veeing Enterprise? 120 m or something like that. And don't listen to the technobabble about compuuten machin nicht for gwerkin by das dumkopfen. If you do, you might get um dos poppenkorn mitz spitzenspaarken. Das rubbernekkin sight-seering keepin der handz in das pockets relaxin um watchin das blinkenlights.
------------------ Look at the past few years: Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to: Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with: Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have: Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
YES!
------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Actually Dee, you're supposed to ignore everyone between the 38th and 43rd North Parallels in the Western Hemisphere.
That basically leaves Canada and Latin America. But listen to Canadians anyways........
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
