Just passing that along...
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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NCC-74222)
"It's the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars!"
-- Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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The Juno Sci-Fi Messageboard
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June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"People are buried however they choose to be, apparently. Unless you've never written your will, in which case your body is shipped to Meltakron V and reanimated to serve as a robot in their yttrium mines." - Simon Sizer
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
Fabrux: That's TWO IBM commercials. I saw two different ones with Brooks in it.
"It's the year two thousand. Why don't we have flying cars? I was promised flying cars!"
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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables
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But the dead only quickly decay. They don't go about being born and reborn and rising and falling like souffle. The dead only quickly decay.
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Gothic Archies
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! For the love of God, Montressor!
Heh...that's what his son Remy used t'do when people tied to spell it at camp. Even now, 15 years later, I hear him saying it in the back of my mind.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
And Rene Auberjonois is prononced: Ren-nay Oh-bear-zhen-wah for those who still don't know how to pronounce it.
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
Let's see... How many IBM commercials is Avery Brooks in...? There's the "epiphany" one. The "Libraries of Congress per second" one. The "you're going to need some serious software" one. Apparently, there's one about flying cars (I haven't seen it, though it may have been the one I caught a second of and knew it was one I hadn't seen). Any others?
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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Shik: How do you know Rene's son??
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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables
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"BAD KIKI! No karaoke in the house!"
Ziyal: I think Shik might have been making a joke... :-)
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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
I ran into Rene at the winter reunion one year--literally. I was like 8 or 9 & I was headed to the bathroom & wonked full tilt into him as he was leaving & we came around the corner. Later on, he sat with our bunk at the table & told us stories & whatnot. At the time, I think "Benson" had just left the air, but I'm not sure. What I do remember was that he wasn't "actor Rene Auberjonois," but just "Remy's dad." Way bitchin'.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
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"One more day before the storm
At the barricades of freedom!
When our ranks begin to form
Will you take your place with me?"
--Enjolras, "One Day More," Les Miserables
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Didn't you say you were 8 or 9 years old when you were there?
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Frank's Home Page
"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard" http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
[This message has been edited by Commander Paris (edited July 05, 2000).]
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
This reminds me of that episode of Red Dwarf.
"I was so excited I nearly dropped my skateboard."
"Skateboard?! How old were you?"
"12."
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But the dead only quickly decay. They don't go about being born and reborn and rising and falling like souffle. The dead only quickly decay.
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Gothic Archies
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! For the love of God, Montressor!
Yeah, I was 9. And in the next 8 years, I was used an a nasty little sexual plaything. Maybe that's why since 1993, I've only had 3 short-term partners--the Universe is letting everyone else catch up.
Or maybe it's because I'm quite the poor grubby-looking bastard.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
"It is my supposition that the Universe is not only queerer than we imagine, it is queerer than we can imagine." -J.B.S. Haldane
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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"