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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
My cousin sent me this. I'd never heard it before:A man walks into a Doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear."Whats the matter with me Doc?" he asked.
"You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor.
~~Baloo
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Beer lovers take note:
Stroh's spelled backwards is "shorts."
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Posted by USS Vanguard (Member # 130) on :
Corny, but still amusing------------------
"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly,
if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it"-Abe S.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
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Sailing the Slipstream
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*grabs Tomato Bazooka*Prepare to run, Baloo 
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."