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Baloo
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My cousin sent me this. I'd never heard it before:

    A man walks into a Doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

    "Whats the matter with me Doc?" he asked.

    "You're not eating properly!" replied the Doctor.

~~Baloo

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Stroh's spelled backwards is "shorts."

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USS Vanguard
i hate clowns
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Corny, but still amusing

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"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly,
if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it"-Abe S.



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Kosh
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(rimshot)

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Sailing the Slipstream


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*grabs Tomato Bazooka*

Prepare to run, Baloo

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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