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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
I would take Havok's unequaled plasma-bursts, Cannonball's blast-shield and flight, Wolvie's healing-factor and X-Man's old leather-jacket.
This is just from the top of my head.
Of course psi-powers are high up on the list but if I write that I want all Cable's psi-powers as well it get's a bit too powerful, y'know? Like starting Diablo with a full plate-mail, a bastard sword and an indestructible shield. It's not fair.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
In Uncanny X-Men of late, there's a puerto-rican doctor that can form a deflector shield around her body and protect her from incoming objects. She ignores her mutant-side though and neglects training.
But in a late edition, by reflex she flexes her shield in a fight, resulting in it breaking down in hundreds of plasma-darts, impaling the opponent. That bothered her, as she has sworn not to kill.
But that skill could be awesome if it were wielded by someone like Cable!!!
Muuch food for thought, how she will proceed.
Oh, and this should go to General Sci-Fi, like all other X-Men stuff. It needs the traffic.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited August 31, 2000).]
But... he was unstable, isolated, depressed, and had some VERY powerful enemies.
If I could have the powers but none of the downside (I'm already isolated and depressed quite enough, thankyou), I'd be him. Think of the good I could accomplish / the FUN I could have!
*changes to demon form, knocks on Pat Robertson's door at 2 AM*
BOOGA-BOOGA!!!
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
*THUD*
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"Poetic souls delight in prose insane."
--Lord Byron
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
DAMN YOU SMASHING PUMPKINS, Billy Corgan and your little bald head...
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
On a more canonical level, probably the best powers would be those that could do the most with the least personal risk:
sure, you can lift a car over your head, but will that cure cancer?
You can fly, throw fireballs, whatever, but does that end the international heroin trade? You can stop maybe one or two bank robberies in your home town, but what about all the others?
If you could control peoples minds, turn them toward good and away from Prime Time TV, think of the good you could do. Maybe shapeshifting? Become a famous celebrity or politician, except with a brain andconscience. Inspire people, get things done.
And supermodels too.
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
*Makes Pat Robertson freak out during taping of the 700 Club, declaring his romantic love for Boy George*
"Sir, I think I'll buy that Lambourghini for a dollar..."
*Gives Saddam Hussein a brain aneurysm*
Now, where WAS that Sorority house?
Who needs world peace, when you can have world piece?
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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telekinesis
Is it just my ignorant self, or did you get that from SS2? At least that's where I first heard it from.
As for superhuman powers, I'd like to have stellar manipulation. Make Earth stop to make the day longer or launch Mars into Jupiter for fireworks on the Fourth of July ...
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"I threw bitter tears at the ocean
But all that came back was the tide..." 'I Will Not Forget You' Sarah McLachlan
But as for a specific instance, there's the whole thing with the stone in front of Christ's tomb moving, or the temple curtain tearing in two (assuming that wasn't metaphorical, but there's no reason to assume it was...), and that Philistine god Dagon falling over in the presence of the ark of the covenant...
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Augh! Yahweh people w/ relics! Get them away!"
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
If you want to know what the thing looked like, here's the description in the book of Exodus, chapter 25, verses 10-22, where Yahweh tells Moses how to have the Hebrews build it:
"They shall make an ark of acacia wood; two cubits and a half shall be its length, a cubit and a half its breadth, and a cubit and a half its height. And you shall overlay it with pure gold, within and without shall you overlay it, and you shall make upon it a molding of gold round about. And you shall cast four rings of gold for it and put them on its four feet, two rings on the one side of it, and two rings on the other side of it. You shall make poles of acacia wood, and overlay them with gold. And you shall put the poles into the rings on the sides of the ark, to carry the ark by them. The poles shall remain in the rings of the ark; they shall not be taken from it. And you shall put into the ark the testimony which I shall give you. Then you shall make a mercy seat of pure gold; two cubits and a half shall be its length, and a cubit and a half its breadth. And you shall make two cherubim of gold; of hammered work shall you make them, on the two ends of the mercy seat. Make one cherub on the one end, and one cherub on the other end; of one piece with the mercy seat shall you make the cherubim on its two ends. The cherubim shall spread out their wings above, overshadowing the mercy seat with their wings, their faces one to another; toward the mercy seat shall the faces of the cherubim be. And you shall put the mercy seat on the top of the ark; and in the ark you shall put the testimony that I shall give you. There I will meet with you, and from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubim that are upon the ark of the testimony, I will speak with you of all that I will give you in commandment for the people of Israel."
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited September 04, 2000).]
Oh, and I believe, after Moses busted up the first set of tablets, he got some news ones, and those went into the Ark, not the original bits.
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited September 04, 2000).]
quote:
What is SS2?
System Shock 2.
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-Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
Operator of Cargill Conglomerate Publications, http://www.cargillconglomerate.com
"Woman is deprived of rights from lack of education, and the lack of education results from the absence of rights. We must not forget that the subjection of women is so complete, and dates from such distant ages, that we are often unwilling to recognize the gulf that separates them from us."
Tolstoy, on a more objective note.
Besides, it wasn't that I knew where to find the description. I knew where to find an online version of the bible, and I just searched the book of Exodus for "ark", until I found it. :-)
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
I myself like to have telekinesis as well, which seems to be the first choice with most people.
Other than telekinesis a set of wings would be nice, as someone else already mentioned. Or teleporting powers, that would be cool.
One thing I'd also like is that any mutant power I might have, it has to be easely controllable.
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Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!
- Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited September 05, 2000).]
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
"At that time Yahweh said to me, `Hew two tables of stone like the first, and come up to me on the mountain, and make an ark of wood. And I will write on the tables the words that were on the first tables which you broke, and you shall put them in the ark.' So I made an ark of acacia wood, and hewed two tables of stone like the first, and went up the mountain with the two tables in my hand. And he wrote on the tables, as at the first writing, the ten commandments which Yahweh had spoken to you on the mountain out of the midst of the fire on the day of the assembly; and Yahweh gave them to me. Then I turned and came down from the mountain, and put the tables in the ark which I had made; and there they are, as Yahweh commanded me." -Deuteronomy 10:1-5"There was nothing in the ark except the two tables of stone which Moses put there at Horeb, where Yahweh made a covenant with the people of Israel, when they came out of the land of Egypt." -I Kings 8:9
"There was nothing in the ark except the two tables which Moses put there at Horeb, where Yahweh made a covenant with the people of Israel, when they came out of Egypt." -II Chronicles 5:10
I think it's safe to say there was supposed to be something in there... :-)
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
They venture into quantum mechanics, cold fusion, other dimensions and superstring theory, IIRC. Attempts are made to explain nearly all the X-Men's powers e.g. Cyclops, Wolverine, Storm, Professor X, Havoc, jean Grey (but no debate on Phoenix, as that wasn't a mutant power), Iceman, Beast, etc.
I saw it in Chicago.
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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master