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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.
[This message has been edited by Sol System (edited September 17, 2000).]
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
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This is a place of business, not a peewee flopphouse!
~C. Montgomery Burns
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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.
Wait, does anyone care? *L*
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
You should've hear the argument Renee & I got in over the Barenaked Ladies ("the Ralph Malph of rock").
If I had a million dollars....someone would be dead from Italian lead poisoning.
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"What if, the next time someone tried to pull up a dandelion, it pulled back? What if the dandelion ducked under the blades of the lawnmower?" --Del
Live & Counting Crows, eh? Erm, "Cock rock" at it's best, I suppose.
Thank god for Mark Tremonti.
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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.
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"What if, the next time someone tried to pull up a dandelion, it pulled back? What if the dandelion ducked under the blades of the lawnmower?" --Del
Bah! Any member of Metallica could kiss my ass, if their lips weren't already firmly fixed to the back end of the RIAA...
Too bad some of their music is good, or I could despise them all around...
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
--
E. E. Cummings
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
They tell us folks with superior genes who to avoid breeding with.
Jessica: "Whoa, look! That one's got earrings, nose rings, lip rings, and nipple rings, and they're all chained together!"
Darlene: "Okay, check the guide book."
Jessica: "It says: 'Will spend rest of life repeating the phrase 'ya want fries with that?' Avoid at all costs.'"
Darlene: "Let's get lost, Hun."
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"Try not.
Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try."
-Yoda, Jedi Master.
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
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"Poetic souls delight in prose insane."
--Lord Byron
"Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes" by Paul Simon off of the Graceland album.
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This is a place of business, not a peewee flopphouse!
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
And the difference between "excentric" and "desperatly trying to get attention" in my experience is about 5 years of growing-up...
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy