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Sol System
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I don't know if any of you have discovered hip hop yet, but if you have, here's one of the more creative ways to announce your bad self to the world.

The Rapper Dentist

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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

[This message has been edited by Sol System (edited September 17, 2000).]


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Teelie
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*lmao*
This is one of the more creative dentists I've seen.

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Xentrick
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his name is Dr. Cunning, and he didn't go into the field of Linguistics?


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Jay the Obscure
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I move between fear and awe of you Simon.

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Sol System
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But are you moved enough to respond to my email?

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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.


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Curry Monster
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My GF is really into R&B stuff. I, of course, take every opportunity to mock guys in big shirts singing in high voices. Shes trying to change me, from massive exposure. Having said that, I still faithfully start singing along with Counting Crows & Live every chance I get.

Wait, does anyone care? *L*

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Shik
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Counting Crows?!? Live?!? 'Scuse me whilst I retch violently.

You should've hear the argument Renee & I got in over the Barenaked Ladies ("the Ralph Malph of rock").

If I had a million dollars....someone would be dead from Italian lead poisoning.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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James Hetfield would EAT anyone in the Music Industry.

Live & Counting Crows, eh? Erm, "Cock rock" at it's best, I suppose.

Thank god for Mark Tremonti.

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Shik
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No, "cock rock" is really shit like Matchbox 20 & all that...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"James Hetfield would EAT anyone in the Music Industry."

Bah! Any member of Metallica could kiss my ass, if their lips weren't already firmly fixed to the back end of the RIAA...

Too bad some of their music is good, or I could despise them all around...

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Sol System
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Deep breaths people, deep breaths.

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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.


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Curry Monster
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Simon, the ever wise

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First of Two
Better than you
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Diamonds on your teeth, multipiercings, and all these other new ways of marking yourself up, are actually the brainchild of new Khan-Soong type geneticists.

They tell us folks with superior genes who to avoid breeding with.

Jessica: "Whoa, look! That one's got earrings, nose rings, lip rings, and nipple rings, and they're all chained together!"
Darlene: "Okay, check the guide book."
Jessica: "It says: 'Will spend rest of life repeating the phrase 'ya want fries with that?' Avoid at all costs.'"
Darlene: "Let's get lost, Hun."

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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That's actually quite interesting. And funny.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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First: Y'know, I do believe you're on to something there... :-)

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