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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
Oh, hell yeah. SPACE is channel 45 here in Vancouver B.C. ... I suppose you get Monster Trek-O-Rama there, as well?
"Feel the power of the Originator! The heavy metal of TNG! The massive torque of DS9! Behold the fire breathing STV! Four episodes of Trek back to back to back to back!"
Yes, it's disturbing to see the U.S.S. Voyager with monster truck wheels drive across the screen...but you can't beat 4 hours of Trek.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Well, I get SPACE on ExpressVu, so it's Channel 454 for me. And yeah, Voyager with monster truck wheels and a flame paint job is a little scary
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Monster truck wheels?
What goes on in your heads up in Canada?
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
454...*drools at so many channels* We get up to Ch. 59 here. Heh.
JeffKarde: Gah! Behold the Fire Breathing ST:V! *L*
*sneaks a test in*
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I can see that test!
HAH!
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
KeffKardde: What about this test? Can you see this test? Unless you have CCS off, I don't think so *L*
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Pretty easy test, coddman. All I had to do was copy and paste it into something else, and it came out normal size
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Fabrux: Good for you. *L* Actually, my Dad lives in a very small town with a population of around 300...and he gets about 400 channels on his StarChoice dish. Bah.
No internet, but 400 channels...no 24 hour store, but 400 channels...
JeffKardde: Hehe. Gotta love "font-size:3pt".. *L*
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Yeah. I live in a really small town. Actually, it's not a town. It's two streets next to a river. Tons of people have dishes around here. We have one, with about 400 channels. And we have the internet. And we have a 12 hour store...
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
Fabrux: Fascinating. I know of a lot of small U.S. towns which have local internet access, but I haven't heard of a single small Canadian town with it, at least in my province. I guess B.C. is still doing some catching up! *L*
Posted by Lorelei on :
Conspiracy Guy Rick Wharton has two new websites: www.rickwharton.com and www.conspiracy guy.com (under construction) Be sure to tune into the special Conspiracy Guy: Behind the Coat on Space April 8/2001 at 8:30. For those of you who missed Open Mike with Mike Bullard last night, he was on...will repeat this morning. Also, check him out all week on STAR TV, Bravo Sunday night and City TV. Rick is also available to perform in/host corporate events.
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Lorelei? That is a cool name. I take it you've seen Saber Marionette J?
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Is "Keff" an internationally rude word? I hear it often in Sweden, but haven't thought about its origin. Anyone know where it comes from? I'd really like to know...
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Keff you, you no-good turnip-loving keffer!!Joking.
Actually it sounds South African - I can imagine Joss Ackland squaring off with Danny Glover.
OK, I don't have a clue where it's from. Never heard of it.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
It comes from someone hitting the "k" key instead of the intended "J" key.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
We use it as an adjective/substantive, "that car is keff". It can mean both shit and shitty, so to speak. I thought it was turkish or baltic at first but now I don't know.
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Hehe KeffJardde
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Hi KeffEaven
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
You think so, Joff? Yeah, maybe I overestimated the american infidels.
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Oh no! The J�ffs have attracted space-madness!!! They're posting all over the place! Someone get the pointy turnips, this'll get ugly!
And Coddman? Was it a spelling mistake? Confirm or deny.
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Mimrod!
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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Tirst of Fwo?
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Obviously, KeffJardde is not understanding the nomenclature humor. If he were to follow suit, he would have said Reff Javen, and Rimnod. Apparently, he's clueless...
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
Asseous Gnomaly!??!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
Ass Gnome. Mwahaha!
Mltra Uagnus.
Ass Gnome! Ass Gnome!
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Pogon Voet. Ooh, sounds like an Imperial officer. Captain Pogon Voet of the ISS Sarcastic. 8)
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
"Strange things are happening..."
How's aboot the ultimate contradiction, ULTRA FAGNUSS!!!!!
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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
I'm currently reading "Mutant X" nowadays, with X-man "Havoc" being sucked into an alternate earth. Apparently Canada has taken over China, Russia and India in this earth. Way to go, guys!
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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
Asseous Gnomaly? That could be a leprachaun who enjoys taking rides on the man train.
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Thank you, Srion Oyndicate, now bugger off back to minor-supporting-character status in Peter David's New Frontier books. 8)
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
It could, Siron DicYEatn, it could.
But probably isn't.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Please do not spam our boards, Mr. Canadian Programming Spammer.
I can't believe that I posted the wrong web address for Conspiracy Guy Rick Wharton. It is http://www.conspiracyguy.com. It has just been updated, check it out people! He speaks the truth! You've got to believe him! And Jeff, I've not seen the Marionette thing you discussed, only Marilyn Monroe as "Lorelei" in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, heard "Lorelei" by Styx and have read the tale of the siren "Lorelei" of the Rhine River in Germany. Can you fill me in?
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Sweet zombie Jesus! Do they not have clues available for purchase in Canada?
