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Posted by Brown_supahero (Member # 83) on :

can someone mp3 or mpg this it's on thursday on one of CBC comedy programs.

you guys in north us look for this too cause i know you guys get cbc cause you are the ame people that are sending the Vince Carter Slam of that french guy and you capped it from the CBC brodcast

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

hmmm interesting

[This message has been edited by TLE (edited October 12, 2000).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And as the full-stop (or period as it's known over there) shortage crisis reaches it's third day in America, politicians are looking abroad to see if emergency punctuation marks can be imported. The Spanish have a large surplus supply, so they might be their best bet.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Capital letters, too. These days, the problem of young letters taking illicit substances and stunting their growth is almost pandemic...

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Do people in the Northern hemisphere talk differently or something? What the fuck does

quote:
you guys in north us look for this too cause i know you guys get cbc cause you are the ame people that are sending the Vince Carter Slam of that french guy and you capped it from the CBC brodcast

mean?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I was wondering that, too, but I didn't feel like asking... *L*

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

It could be worse. People could start posting

i am x@@roz k1ng! h8x@rz rulez!!!!!!!!b0tt0mz!!!!!!?!

Although I might change my name to SuperFragBastard and see if it get's me any (more) respect.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Or maybe "l33t_L14|\/|"?

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

First, what does l33t mean?

I think this:

you guys in north us look for this too cause i know you guys get cbc cause you are the ame people that are sending the Vince Carter Slam of that french guy and you capped it from the CBC brodcast

Means this:

If the inhabitants of the Nothern United States could look for this (this, being the "Shatner speech" as it were.) as well. I think you may be able to find it, as some of you get CBC. At least one person is, as they are sending me the Vince Carter slam-dunk against France in the 2000 Olympics, which came from a CBD broadcast. Thank you for your time, I must continue my education by reading the works of Tolstoy. Good Day.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"l33t" is a "kewl" way of spelling leet, which is a diminuative of the word elite, which in this context is the term used to refer to hackers with mad skillz.

Of course, no one who is actually "l33t" would ever use that term, leaving it to 13 year-olds with poor grammer skills.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

On Global Bill was just sing something that I was ignoring.... coulg this be it??? Moose heads and all????

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I really, really hope that that was supposed to be a mocking of the previously mentioned unitelligibility of the initial post. Otherwise, I'm scared...

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Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one."
Jaffa woman: "Except your god!"
Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..."
-Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

Script kiddies annoy me.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

In the Half Life/Team Fortress Classic world, we equate someone who calls himself "l33t h4x0r" with newbie.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

nif gil !$%(^#(%@ oip?

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Also,

ji %^#!$as oilk' e33l?

or, should I say:

3ab farfi&%@ doia?

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

*feels headache growing*

Where's my flame thrower? I have to roast a few kiddies.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Isn't gil the currency from Final Fantasy?

Oh Aeris, why did you have to leave us...

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Yeah, Gil is the money in Final Fantasy.

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Yeah, Gil is the money in Final Fantasy.

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

That was one heck of a double post. 17 minutes later. That's gotta be some record or something...

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*ahem*

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*reads Ultra Magnus' diary*

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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, normally, I'd clean that up, but then UM's post wouldn't make any sense. Which isn't toally uncommon, but I'd rather it weren't my responsibility... :-)

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Yikes! I had no clue I even double posted! Let alone 17 minutes apart! Well, at least I'll be in the record books for something...

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)