For great Justice.
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"...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing."
- Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
I didn't realize it would be quite so damned funny, though... *LMAO*
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
Mustang Class Starship Development Project
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited January 13, 2001).]
Fascinating stuff that.
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Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"Hmmm.... fascinating"
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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)
Mustang Class Starship Development Project
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Two atoms walk into a bar. One atom says to the other atom:
"I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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"And smale foweles maken melodye,
And slepen al the nyght with open eye."
-Chaucer, Canterbury Tales
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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
I quote, "I thought to myself: Hey, wouldn't it kick bleem! to go back and DUB the voices for a particularly BAD Game intro? That way we could hear and SEE the language impediment at work! Fabulous! . . . but which game? And who would provide the voices? Well, readers, I'm proud to say that those decisions were finally made, and today's special release of the ZEROWING Introduction Cinema is dubbed by none other than WAYNE NEWTON!!!"
Pity that its not authentic...but its still funny as hell
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"The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Frank's Home Page
"Brave New World: 'The future sucks. Or does it? Hell if I know. Ooh, LSD!'" - Simon Sizer
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"The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
Meanwhile, New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark pressed for answers into the death of her country's soldier. �You set up us the bomb�, she remarked.
This one's gonna be with us for a looooong time, I fear
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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
There should be immediate banning upon resurrection of threads more than one standard week long.
If it's not on the first, or second pages. Or even the third. And the fourth page.
Leave it the fuck alone.
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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
--
Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*