------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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I suppose it would be superfluous to mention that you are on the way to destruction...and to add..ha ha ha ha!
Fascinating stuff that.
------------------ Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Nimrod: It's an intro to a game on the snes. Funny, actually, I played it recently on a snes emulator. Can't remember exactly what type of game it is, something like Super R Type, or a vertical space shooter.
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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Then either the voice-"artists" were pissed, or they were having a big laugh on us all. And they suceeded. Damn their hides.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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Actually, if you read the actual website...it turns out that while the text and graphics are from the actual game, the voices were dubbed later to increase the effect.
I quote, "I thought to myself: Hey, wouldn't it kick bleem! to go back and DUB the voices for a particularly BAD Game intro? That way we could hear and SEE the language impediment at work! Fabulous! . . . but which game? And who would provide the voices? Well, readers, I'm proud to say that those decisions were finally made, and today's special release of the ZEROWING Introduction Cinema is dubbed by none other than WAYNE NEWTON!!!"
Pity that its not authentic...but its still funny as hell
------------------ "The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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