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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
Member # 239
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All your base are belong to us.For great Justice. ------------------ "...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.
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TSN
Member # 31
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That's so weird... Some friends of mine were just talking about this tonight.I didn't realize it would be quite so damned funny, though... *LMAO* ------------------ My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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The359
Member # 37
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What the bloody...????------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!" (discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00) Mustang Class Starship Development Project
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Nim
Member # 205
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Is Zerowing popular as a comic-book?------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one. -Tleilaxu Epigram
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited January 13, 2001).]
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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I suppose it would be superfluous to mention that you are on the way to destruction...and to add..ha ha ha ha!Fascinating stuff that. ------------------ Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? ~C. Montgomery Burns
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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
Member # 318
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Nimrod: It's an intro to a game on the snes. Funny, actually, I played it recently on a snes emulator. Can't remember exactly what type of game it is, something like Super R Type, or a vertical space shooter.------------------ "Hmmm.... fascinating"
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The359
Member # 37
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So, um, why is the speech so backwords?------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!" (discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00) Mustang Class Starship Development Project
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Fabrux
Member # 71
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Maybe a direct translation from the original Japanese?------------------ Two atoms walk into a bar. One atom says to the other atom: "I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
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Nim
Member # 205
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HA! I knew I had seen those childish exclamation marks somewhere!------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one. -Tleilaxu Epigram
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Fructose
Member # 309
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That was one of the greatest intros I've ever seen.------------------ It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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Diane
Member # 53
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Was the speech on the original SNES game or added later?------------------ "And smale foweles maken melodye, And slepen al the nyght with open eye." -Chaucer, Canterbury Tales
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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
Member # 318
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Yes, the dialogue text was on the original snes version exactly as you saw it. ------------------ *Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone* *Bed made from solid stone explodes* Fist of the North Star
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Then either the voice-"artists" were pissed, or they were having a big laugh on us all. And they suceeded. Damn their hides.------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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TSN
Member # 31
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Either that, or the entire thing was made in Japan, and no-one ever consulted an actual speaker of the English language... :-)------------------ My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Mucus
Member # 24
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Actually, if you read the actual website...it turns out that while the text and graphics are from the actual game, the voices were dubbed later to increase the effect.I quote, "I thought to myself: Hey, wouldn't it kick bleem! to go back and DUB the voices for a particularly BAD Game intro? That way we could hear and SEE the language impediment at work! Fabulous! . . . but which game? And who would provide the voices? Well, readers, I'm proud to say that those decisions were finally made, and today's special release of the ZEROWING Introduction Cinema is dubbed by none other than WAYNE NEWTON!!!" Pity that its not authentic...but its still funny as hell
------------------ "The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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TSN
Member # 31
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Well, that sucks...------------------ My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
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Aethelwer
Member # 36
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Where is that on the site, exactly?------------------ Frank's Home Page "Brave New World: 'The future sucks. Or does it? Hell if I know. Ooh, LSD!'" - Simon Sizer
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Mucus
Member # 24
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http://www.overclocked.org/OCzerowing.htm *shrug*
------------------ "The Guide says that there is an art to flying...or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Life, the Universe and Everything
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grooveyman
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Something strange I found in an article on the training mission snafu in Kuwait...Meanwhile, New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark pressed for answers into the death of her country's soldier. �You set up us the bomb�, she remarked.
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Cartman
Member # 256
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IT'S YOU!!! The AYBABTU thing again!!!This one's gonna be with us for a looooong time, I fear ------------------ "Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
Member # 239
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Fuck.There should be immediate banning upon resurrection of threads more than one standard week long. If it's not on the first, or second pages. Or even the third. And the fourth page. Leave it the fuck alone. ------------------ "I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK." -Darkstar
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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Then why not delete old threads? If they're not locked, they're fair game. ------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001 **** And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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UM does not like to be reminded of his past. He did bad things then. Bad evil things in tights. Evil!------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Sol System
Member # 30
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And bad. I won't say any more, but think Elizabeth Berkley.------------------ Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. -- Gene Ray **** Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Just to check, she is the one from Saved By the Bell and that high quality film with the great direction, excellent plot, and gripping twists?------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Lee
Member # 393
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I don't remember seeing Elizabeth Berkeley in "The Usual Suspects." Was she Keyser Soze, then?------------------ Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*
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