No, that's not what I meant to say.
What I meant to say is that I'll be disappearing from the forums for a few days -- as I'm sure Jeffkarde over in the Flameboard will be delighted to hear.
Now before you all get your knickers in a bunch, nothing bad has happened *knock wood*. I'm simply going on vacation with Julie, and we're going to be incommunicado for some time.
Yes, we're going to release several months' worth of pent up sexual frustration, now that her back's pretty much healed.
No, there won't be pictures later.
That is all.
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus
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Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
[This message has been edited by Sol System (edited March 15, 2001).]
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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"
- Matrix, 14/03/2001
Hope you have as boring a vacation as me!! Er -- I mean exciting. Yeah, that's it...
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.27 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with four eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01
*salutes*
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, co-operate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, [and] die gallantly. Specialisation is for insects."
- Woodrow Wilson Smith
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
Oh, and don't cripple her from excessive riding.
That is all.
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
You know, considering that Napster isn't allowed ot have copyrighted songs on it anymore, it, er, has.
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
Napster is stinky-goo. Copyright infringement is STILL copyright infringement. It's still illegal, and just plain wrong.
As for the toss-offs who don't want to pay a lot of money for a CD... don't. Learn to do without. That's the trade-off.
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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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"Philosophy is written in this grand book - I mean universe-which stands continuously
open to our gaze, but which cannot be understood unless one first learns to
comprehend the language in which it is written. It is written in the language
of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles and other geometric
figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word
of it; without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth."
Galileo (1623)
My folks use Napster. Are they stealing music? The songs they download they already own on vinyl and it's packed away in the attic. Why should they spend the money for a new record player when they can just download music they already own from the web?
Napster actually helps people go out and buy albums. It boosts album sales -- c'mon, does it really surprise anyone that album sales INCREASED in the past year?
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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make them my friends?" - Abraham Lincoln
"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." - Arnold Toynbee
"Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity." - Anonymous
"Our bombs are smarter than [George W. Bush]. At least they can find Kuwait." - A. Whitney Brown
*shakes magic 8-head*
Signs point to No.
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
I am a...
Charles has an obsession with...
Lee and Liam really are...
JeffKarrde really is a...
FILL IN THE BLANKS!
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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
That's considerably less that 8!
Still, I'm more interested in knowing how Sol's is magic. Can it produce stuff out of thin air?
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic