No, that's not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that I'll be disappearing from the forums for a few days -- as I'm sure Jeffkarde over in the Flameboard will be delighted to hear.
Now before you all get your knickers in a bunch, nothing bad has happened *knock wood*. I'm simply going on vacation with Julie, and we're going to be incommunicado for some time.
Yes, we're going to release several months' worth of pent up sexual frustration, now that her back's pretty much healed.
No, there won't be pictures later.
That is all.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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*damn, no pics*
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Thanks for telling us that last bit FoT. It's made my day.
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Have a nice vacation. Or, if you've already left and won't read this until you get back, then, um, have had a nice vacation. Wait, that doesn't work. I mean, I hope that you have had a nice vacation. Unless you haven't yet, in which case just read the first sentence and ignore the rest.
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I'm going on vacation too, in a few days. I'll be traveling from Towson, MD to ... Arlington, VA. What a spring break I've got planned, huh?
Hope you have as boring a vacation as me!! Er -- I mean exciting. Yeah, that's it...
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Don't worry, Rob. I'll hold off the barbarians until you return!
*salutes*
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"I Disappear" may be a good song, but it's also the song that sparked the entire "Kill Napster" campaign...
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Have a lovely time doing all the things that tourists do. Seeing the sights. Taking silly photos. Getting gormless flunkies to take silly photos. Getting shot trying to get your camera back of said gormless flunkies. Etc.
Oh, and don't cripple her from excessive riding.
That is all.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Kill Napster! For Great, er, something witty to do with evil corporate control of music or something.
You know, considering that Napster isn't allowed ot have copyrighted songs on it anymore, it, er, has.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
Napster is stinky-goo. Copyright infringement is STILL copyright infringement. It's still illegal, and just plain wrong.
As for the toss-offs who don't want to pay a lot of money for a CD... don't. Learn to do without. That's the trade-off.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching