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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Just wishing everyone the best on this, the coolest holy-day ever! I don't like Xmas..

OK, I know I'm supposed to be half-tanked by now, but I'm not long out of bed, and I've a project presentation to have in for Friday, and finals in a month-and-a-half, so I'm gonna go easy on the lush today/tonight.

You know what this means, don't you?

You're all going to have to get steamed in my stead!!

From First of Two and his vacation, to CC moving to Seattle.

From JeffKardde and Omega tearing strips out of each other in the Flameboard, to Nimrod tending his turnips on some chilly Swedish hillside.

From Ultra Magnus thinking up funny things to say about others in his little room, to the lately-departed Darkstar.

From Gurgeh belting away aethiestically on his project while I piss my time away, to Ziyal and her wild Wiccan ways.

From Sol System calculating how best to sit down without injuring himself, to Timo lying in stasis figuring everything out.

From Yakaspat and Treknophyle and all those trying to organise a starship from scratch over on Starships, to those Forumites in Britain that have to tolerate my kin today (and their hangovers tomorrow ) [Starbuck, Psyliam, Vogon Poet, Orion Syndicate, and The Antagonist, to name a few].

To all that I can't think of something to say to/about.

Happy St Patrick's Day!!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited March 17, 2001).]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I have only one thing to say.

ME GOT BEER!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Antag and Starbuck are British?

And: bollocks to St. Patrick's Day, stupid fake-Irish claptrap. . . B(

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I think Antag lives in Seattle...

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

I'm going to Seattle. Old Navy lives there..... *dreamy look* Old Navy Apparel.... nice................... *happy sigh of contentment*

~LOA

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

ERIN GO BLEAAARRRGGGHHHH.....!

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

mmm.. booze...

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well, it's 2:19 here, and I had one guiness, two lagers and a big fucked-up Irish Coffee during P-DAY! That should do it.
And now the clock switched from P-DAY to pee-day...

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I haven't had anything to drink. Nope. Not me.

I think i'm loosing my Irishness...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Vogon? My cousin is married to a guy from Ireland. He said he was going to have a huge breakfast then go pub-hopping. You sure it's fake?

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*gives the Irish blood coursing through his brain a shake and tries to remember how much of St. Paddy's is real.*

As far as Ireland is concerned, St Paddy's has always had a bit of a party mentality there as it has always been the only day in Lent in which the church there allows everyone to cheat, and hence they make up for the previous two or three weeks and drink in place of the the remaining weeks. But it's still officially a religious holiday (mass in the am), although given present church attendance figures in RoI these days, who knows how popular this aspect is...

Once the Irish came to America and there was all sorts of nasty Anti-Catholic discrimantion and stuff, it became something of an "Irish Pride Day" with parades etc. to show Americans that the Irish weren't so drunk they couldn't walk down the street. The fact that afterwards they'd crowd into the pubs and get tanked to high heaven must've skipped the organizers minds.

In any case, drinking to excess in the name of all things Irish is kosher. (now there's a mixed metaphor). But Green Beer and Parades and Leprechauns and "Kiss me I'm Irish at heart" and all that shit are American inventions I'm afraid (and very nice American inventions if you work in St. James' Gate, I might add.)

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

ladzzz...last night...I was "this" sloshedzz....hehehe

Actually, most of my friends were gone for the weekend and those left were broke, so I just settled for a few cans and other stuff, and had a quiet relaxing evening.

Unlike those I was listening to outside all night, roaring and yelling and being merry. The only ones up at this hour are young children and old couples.

So, for all those interested, now would be the best time to invade.

P.S. Sorry, I thought Antagonist was English. My bad.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I'll go get the rest of the GW-boys and the mobile suits.

WE INVADE NOW! HA!

Wait...we're the good guys. OK, invasion canceled!

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

HAHAAH! The day is mine! Prepare to eat bloodporridge and fisheggs for the rest of your miserable lives!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

be quiet...

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Somebody's hung over from yesterday's piss up!

And surprisingly, it ain't me.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

ohmyheadisgoingtoexplodeshutuppleasejustshupup

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

So that's where you got your username from Quattre

I actually watch that show still, but it's not like it's my fav or anything. I had the SNES game on my PC and I loved it, it was so fun, but the best is Mercurius by far(in the game)

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

SHUT UP!!!!!

ohdeargodmyheadjustblewupow

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*picks bits and pieces of Jeff's head out of the wall*

Ewwww.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :

OK, I was at a bar in Annapolis yesterday, and some guy told me that on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland, all the pubs close. It's the only day out of the year when the Irish can't get alcohol. For all the Irish on this board, how true is this? (And no, the guy was not drunk when he told me this.)

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I would think that is sooooooooooo NOT TRUE.

Lest there would be riots.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

The guy at the bar was either drunk or the sitting President of the United States. That's about the dumbest thing I've heard in my life.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

"some guy told me that on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland, all the pubs close. It's the only day out of the year when the Irish can't get alcohol. For all the Irish on this board, how true is this?"

Although I myself tend not to partake in such revelry, I can say on behalf of my fellow countrymen that you must have been talking to that guy's arse.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

It was probably one of those guys who regularly invade pubs - the sad bastard who has no friends so tries to make new friends by making some ridiculous comment not realising that everyone in the pub is laughing at them.

It would be safe to assume that the bloke was talking bollocks!

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

LOL!!

Sorry, Jeff.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

It's okay. It's over, I think. Got most of my head put back together ...

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

JeffK: Exactly how much did you drink on Saturday then, or did it not really matter after several hours of drinking?

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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I lost count after six bottles of Bass, four of (Raspberry) CiderJack, and three or five Mad-Dogs. Plus, someone made me a shot and it all went black after that.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

In other words - a good night.

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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Although I also hate the "pseudo-Irishness" of it all, especially the constant playing of "Danny Boy", I have to say that the Irish pub I went to in Liverpool served the absolute best pint of Caffrey's I have ever had. It was gorgeous to the point of, well, gorgeousness.

And they played some good music in the club afterwards. Even if I can't go out without "Laid" being played at least once.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Danny Boy?

squirms as toes curl out through boots

I bet no-one was playing Come Out, Ye Black & Tans, were they? Or The Sash?

I had a really boring weekend - no heat in the house, everyone broke, very little beer.

Well done to all and sundry that got hammered. I'm proud of you, boys and girls.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Bloody hell, if those songs were played, there'd be mini Shankill and Garvaghy Road situations in pubs and clubs all over England.

A couple of years ago in our union bar, it was on St Paddy's day, and a fight broke out between Rangers and Celtic fans. One guy shouted "Glasgow Celtic", another shouted "Rangers" and a few choice words later it was chaos. Someone turned on this Welsh mate of mine too because they thought that he shouldn't be there - because he's Welsh. My mate being really mild mannered just walked out, but he was pissed off.

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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 19, 2001).]

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Big time. funny though

Your mate got picked on because he was Welsh!? At least he admitted it .

That kind of religious bigotry sickens me. Wasn't a Celtic player taken off during some match a few weeks ago because of a perceived death threat?
Not only that, but many ferries won't let Celtic and Rangers fans travel on the same ferry from the Republic for derby games. I wonder why...

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*Now you've done it* IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO, IT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY, TO THE SWEETEST GERL I KNOOOOOOOW.
GOODBYE, STATEN ISLAND, FAREWELL TO TIMES SQUAAAARE,
IT'S A LONG LONG WAY TO TIPPERAAAAAAAARY...

AND MY HEART'S RIGHT THERE!
No?

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Hey, I wasn't mentioned?

*smackstabwhackwhambamslamdoosh*

Okay, finished.

No beer for me, I'm 100% alcohol free.

Ziyal and her wild Wiccan ways? Never heard this before. Are you sure you're talking about her or MaGiC?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I played that game once. I ran out of swamps, so I couldn't put down my Super Vampire that did +28 damage. I was mad. So I threw the cards on the floor. That's how mad I was.

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Tahna: Good for you. I too remained very sober on St. Pat's day. What's equally scary is the fact that there is half a bottle of wine and an unopened 12 pack of beerin my fridge, J&S are not home (they're in Denver for a week) and I haven't even touched the stuff.

Am I sad or what?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Obviously, I didn't drink on Saint Patrick's Day. But I did watch two guys smoke weed w/ an apple...

And why were those guys arguing over US baseball and basketball teams?

Yes, I'm joking.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Was this apple event in your Library? Why, praytell, did you watch it?

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

[whine]You really are out to get me!![/whine]

I won't apologige now that you belted me

*inserts brigade of Level 10 Mistresses beside Tahna's house*

And there's nothing wrong with being sober on St Paddy's Day - I practically was.

And Nimrod - unless that's a verse that your college invented, it's
"Goodbye Picadilly, Farewell Leicster Square".

Check it at this page if you don't believe me.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

GA: Going back to the football comment, it may be funny, but the hospitals would be full of half dead protestants and catholics at the end of that night. You can just imagine the hospitals though.

Protestant: "What the fuck is that Fenian doing in my Ward - I don't want him anywhere near me."

Catholic: "Piss of you black (preceptory) bastard - just go back to Rev Paisley and take it from behind like you always do"

After which, fights would ensue again with doctors and nurses caught right in the middle.

And that footballer you were talking about was Neil Lennon. He played for Northern Ireland for a while before without any trouble, but then he signed to play for Celtic and suddenly he's public enemy number 1. I hear they're planning a protest against him in the next international game too. Shame!

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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I've heard both, including an LP from the twenties. I chose the other version for no particular reason. And it's the thought that counts!

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Actually, Orion, I think that it would be the morgues that would be overflowing.
They don't like doing things by halves, those lads.

Neil Lennon. That's the chap.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Bah. Give me Paul Ince any day. He'll show'em...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Paul Ince was a tough guy on the pitch (the guv'nor of the midfield), but even he got racist taunts when he signed for Inter Milan several years ago. He ended up leaving after about a year and went to play for Liverpool.

I met John Barnes (ex Liverpool and England footballer) two weeks ago, and he told me that although he got a lot of racism on the pitch, including having bananas thrown onto the pitch, he was always safe so it didn't matter. I was in awe of the man when he said that he was safe on the pitch, so he didn't care - fair play to the bloke.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No, the "apple event" was nowhere near the library. It was at the house of a friend of my girlfriend. I watched it because, when we went there, they were doing it, and it was funny.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

ALAN FUCKING SHEARER OWNS YOU!

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Poor man. His middle name is "Fucking".

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Alan Fucking Shearer is yesterdays news - he's always injured and rarely plays. Emile Heskey, Michael Owen, Kevin Phillips, Robbie Fowler, Steven Gerrard etc etc are the custodians of English football now. You will all bow before their superiority.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Not that I cared. I guess I better learn this before I actually move there, yes?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

It was actually directed to Ultra Magnus who made the comment of Alan Fucking Shearer. I probably should have made it clear though....and yes, you probably should learn about football before you arrive.

Lesson Number 1

Liverpool Rule and Robbie Fowler is god!

Lesson Number 2

Manchester Utd are blood sucking parasites and Alex Ferguson himself is the devil incarnate.

These are the main things to remember, but further lessons will follow should I deem them necessary.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Manchester Utd are blood sucking parasites..."

Except Beckham. He's Mr. Posh. Plus, he is on the out.

Liverpool would rule, but they tied one all with Derby. Derby. Really.

Robbie Fowler is indeed God though. Except for his backing of Posh for the game in Finland this Saturday. C'mon, Fowler, be a man and smack that pussy right where it hurts.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Yep, Derby. That's one thing that rally annoys me about Liverpool. They beat Manchester Utd, they beat Arsenal, and then they go and lose to the likes of Middlesbrough and Derby.

Becks is having some trouble at the moment, but he should play against Finland, mainly because we haven't got another half decent right ring player who can cross as well as he can. Hopefully Sven Goran Eriksson will be able to sort that out very soon.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Bah. Robbie could have had Posh if he wanted to. Because Robbie Fowler is the most attractive man in all of England's history.

Robbie = gorgeous.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Excuse me Liam, but are you gay? No offense or antyhing to gay people(or you

), but your last post just sounded that way, and usually I would make fun of you for that, but there is another gay member so I don't want to offend him.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Mr Fowler *is* gorgeous. Have you seen pictures of him? I'd ride the man train with him in my cabin. And he could challenge me whenever he felt necessary. Instead of match penalties, Red cards deal out man sex.

Liam does like the men, though.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 22, 2001).]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"Grand pianos smash together / when my boy walks down the street / There are whole new kinds of weather / when he walks with his new beat"

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Don't ever change, Infinity. 8)

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

I've abandoned Robbie Fowler as god and accepted a new deity - the almighty Jamie Redknapp! He is generally accepted as gorgeous, and by worshipping him, I may be able to get close to his missus.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Mmm. . . Louise Nurding. . .

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

UM: Red cards don't hand out penalties. Well, they can, but that's not what they mean. You silly monkey. I'm going to have to give you a spanking.

I know all the words to Dancing Queen. And Back For Good. I dance to them, while singing. In my room. While wearing a towel.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Not penalties? How could I have done such a thing unintentionally? Especially since I needed to make the joke accessible to people who wouldn't like to read "Instead of being shown a red card for one of seven offences, it denotes the man sex.'

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

"He's pullng him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"

- George Hamilton, RoI vs Spain - a few years ago, I think.

Tickets please. Have your tickets ready for inspection. The Man Train shall be stopping at for Ultra Magnus in seven minutes. Tickets please.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

For great Magnus!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, you could have said "Red cards, instead of indicating dismall, could mean that something else comes off".

Or some amusing joke like that. You are the comic genius here. Who likes male locomotives.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

For great Magnus!

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

For great Magn...er...damn.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

FOR GREAT MAGNERDAM!!!!

(An der oder?)

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Or what?

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.