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Excuse me Liam, but are you gay? No offense or antyhing to gay people(or you ), but your last post just sounded that way, and usually I would make fun of you for that, but there is another gay member so I don't want to offend him.
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Mr Fowler *is* gorgeous. Have you seen pictures of him? I'd ride the man train with him in my cabin. And he could challenge me whenever he felt necessary. Instead of match penalties, Red cards deal out man sex.
Liam does like the men, though.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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I've abandoned Robbie Fowler as god and accepted a new deity - the almighty Jamie Redknapp! He is generally accepted as gorgeous, and by worshipping him, I may be able to get close to his missus.
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UM: Red cards don't hand out penalties. Well, they can, but that's not what they mean. You silly monkey. I'm going to have to give you a spanking.
I know all the words to Dancing Queen. And Back For Good. I dance to them, while singing. In my room. While wearing a towel.
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Not penalties? How could I have done such a thing unintentionally? Especially since I needed to make the joke accessible to people who wouldn't like to read "Instead of being shown a red card for one of seven offences, it denotes the man sex.'
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"He's pullng him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
- George Hamilton, RoI vs Spain - a few years ago, I think.
Tickets please. Have your tickets ready for inspection. The Man Train shall be stopping at for Ultra Magnus in seven minutes. Tickets please.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
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Well, you could have said "Red cards, instead of indicating dismall, could mean that something else comes off".
Or some amusing joke like that. You are the comic genius here. Who likes male locomotives.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
), but your last post just sounded that way, and usually I would make fun of you for that, but there is another gay member so I don't want to offend him.
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