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Posted by MIB on :

If you have any Star Trek micro machine stands that you want to get rid of, PLEASE e-mail me at [email protected]

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"We have to get drunk immediately."----Gattaca

Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :

I might have some. Let me check.

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Homer: "Maybe five dollars will refresh my memory."
Lisa (angrily): "Oedipus was the story of a man who kills his father and marries his mother!"
Homer: "Uggh! Who pays for that wedding?"

Shabren's Final Prophecy: Star Trek: Legacy

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

OK bud, calm down

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Re: Russia in WWII

"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I might have some too. Not sure. If I do, i'll let you know.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Shit, from the title of the thread, I thought that someone was disembowelling you and that you were begging for your life. I came armed with popcorn for the viewing pleasure - Bah!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I looked high and low and I don't have any stands.

Sorry.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Junior Mint?

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Posted by Dukhat (Member # 341) on :

MIB: I have some extras. How many do you need? You can email me at [email protected].

Shabren's Final Prophecy: Star Trek: Legacy

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I opened an old box of old stuff that contained old stuff, and came across a few ships, and millions upon millions of stands. [email protected].

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I don't think that London has an official King Turnip position. You sir, are a fake!

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

London does have a Mayor Turnip who thinks he's king....

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8

Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 29, 2001).]

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I am the Turnip Restorer, and my intent, young sirs, is to rightly bring back the Royal Turnips. If that means I must crown myself King, then so be it. I accept humbly.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by MIB on :

Ultra Magnus. Did you get my E-mail?

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"We have to get drunk immediately."----Gattaca

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

We've got a royal turnip on the throne at the moment. You could kill the Greek bloke, marry the German and become king of England.

But that would mean that the man train would become a required element of our lives, inscribed into our constitution along with hourly Dolph Lundgren worship. Fuck off, you're not coming here!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8

Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 30, 2001).]

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*fires scattergun-round in barn ceiling* Time To Lay Down The Law.

London has a few major turnips - true.

But The process of turnipication is a lengthy and complicated one; for two weeks the High Turnips lock themselves in an earth cellar, vigorously and ferociously debating the pro's and con's of future turnipees.

Then we get cabin fever and try to kill eachother for food, (sock-strangling is uncommon, but not unheard-of) at which point we get dragged out and incarcerated until we are fit to return to society.

Now listen, Who is not pitching, and when the time comes, the turnips shall rise through the soil, like so much curious gopher, and all shall be peachy-keen.

Until then, stay away from the golden calf. That is Dolph. He has enough problems...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

MIB: I did now. I couldn't access my mail, possibly due to some Discriminatory anti-Turnip King Policies Mail.Com harbors, but I shall reply in due course.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by MIB on :

You have my E-mail right? I need those stands bad.

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"We have to get drunk immediately."----Gattaca