------------------ Lisa: "Don't you remember the story of Oedipus?" Homer: "Maybe five dollars will refresh my memory." Lisa (angrily): "Oedipus was the story of a man who kills his father and marries his mother!" Homer: "Uggh! Who pays for that wedding?"
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Shit, from the title of the thread, I thought that someone was disembowelling you and that you were begging for your life. I came armed with popcorn for the viewing pleasure - Bah!
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------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
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MIB: I have some extras. How many do you need? You can email me at [email protected].
------------------ Lisa: "Don't you remember the story of Oedipus?" Homer: "Maybe five dollars will refresh my memory." Lisa (angrily): "Oedipus was the story of a man who kills his father and marries his mother!" Homer: "Uggh! Who pays for that wedding?"
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I opened an old box of old stuff that contained old stuff, and came across a few ships, and millions upon millions of stands. [email protected].
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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I don't think that London has an official King Turnip position. You sir, are a fake!
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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I am the Turnip Restorer, and my intent, young sirs, is to rightly bring back the Royal Turnips. If that means I must crown myself King, then so be it. I accept humbly.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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We've got a royal turnip on the throne at the moment. You could kill the Greek bloke, marry the German and become king of England.
But that would mean that the man train would become a required element of our lives, inscribed into our constitution along with hourly Dolph Lundgren worship. Fuck off, you're not coming here!
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Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer
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*fires scattergun-round in barn ceiling* Time To Lay Down The Law.
London has a few major turnips - true.
But The process of turnipication is a lengthy and complicated one; for two weeks the High Turnips lock themselves in an earth cellar, vigorously and ferociously debating the pro's and con's of future turnipees.
Then we get cabin fever and try to kill eachother for food, (sock-strangling is uncommon, but not unheard-of) at which point we get dragged out and incarcerated until we are fit to return to society.
Now listen, Who is not pitching, and when the time comes, the turnips shall rise through the soil, like so much curious gopher, and all shall be peachy-keen.
Until then, stay away from the golden calf. That is Dolph. He has enough problems...
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