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Witty Remark
[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited March 22, 2001).]
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Golden Girls Role Playing Game
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Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube.
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Gene Ray
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
I was disappointed, to say the least. My elderly lady comedy receptors were working overtime, and I had come up with a plot involving Rose and Cantaloupe. Hijinks most certainly ensue.
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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
- Zapp Brannigan
Golden Girls is something I never would have watched, till I moved in with Mom two years ago. Funny show.
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Witty Remark
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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6
No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
- Zapp Brannigan
quote:
I've the greatest bitch of a cold-induced headache, a real eye-stinging fucker.
Damn! I hope I can remember this one.
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Witty Remark
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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"