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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8
Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer
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"There comes a time when the mind takes on a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. All great discoveries have involved such a leap."
--Albert Einstein, on intuition.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
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"There comes a time when the mind takes on a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. All great discoveries have involved such a leap."
--Albert Einstein, on intuition.
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
Next thing you'll say is that it doesn't work on Win 3.11. Or DOS. Or VHS!
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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
quote:
Next thing you'll say is that it doesn't work on Win 3.11. Or DOS. Or VHS!
Well, it is a Beta version!!
(Manical laughter)
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Witty Remark
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
I used to be a netscape user. Then I thought, if I use Explorer then more software will be compatible, like the explorer-window and the e-mail system.
Then I discovered IE's stupid bookmarking system, and switched back. I also didn't want to go to every netscape bookmark I had made, duplicate the adress and paste it in Explorer. Life is short enough.
I'm happy with Netscape now, the "forbidden" signs come very seldom and mostly just if I put too much pressure on the system, skipping back and forth between pages while starting up some other program.
I am able to live a normal life now, my grandchildren are happy to see me on my feet again and I will soon be able to ride my horsie again.
Thank you, Netscape! *fade in cheesy logo*
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.
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Don't kill me, I'm charming!
I currently use IE5.5 which loads fine. Plus with IE you can do a few extras on websites such as changing the scrollbar colors for example.
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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."
- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)
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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
-Nimrod 16/4/2001